Talk Soup (1991–2002)
Foxy Chocolate: How'd you like a platform boot up your honky ass?
Foxy Chocolat: Don't make me open a can of Whoop-Ass, buster!
ALF: I've been breeding boneless free-range kittens and playing cards with the cast from Valerie's Family.
ALF: I mean, this is about as interesting as - as listening to a John Tesh album.
Hal Sparks - Host: Next time out, Tom plays stick ball in a dildo factory.
ALF: Coming up on the show: two very large twins and the man who squeezes himself between them.
ALF: Hey, welcome back to Talk Soup. I'm ALF, desperately looking for work.