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(1991–2002)

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Foxy Chocolate: How'd you like a platform boot up your honky ass?

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Herself: It definitely says "bitch" to me.

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Foxy Chocolat: Don't make me open a can of Whoop-Ass, buster!

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ALF: I've been breeding boneless free-range kittens and playing cards with the cast from Valerie's Family.

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ALF: I mean, this is about as interesting as-- as listening to a John Tesh album.

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Himself - Host: Next time out, Tom plays stick ball in a dildo factory.

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ALF: Coming up on the show: two very large twins and the man who squeezes himself between them.

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ALF: Hey, welcome back to Talk Soup. I'm ALF, desperately looking for work.

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ALF: Oh, by the way, William Shatner is a very bitter man.

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ALF: Well, listen, I'm ready for a comeback. So join me on the road back to greatness.... or at least cable mediocrity.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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