Filburt comes of age and must go to the islands to spawn. He doesn't want to, for fear of growing up. Heffer becomes a security guard and finds it isn't all he expected it to be, in fact, it's quite scary.
Rocko is getting his picture taken for the O-Town newspaper. Unfortunately, it's a bad hair day.Ed Bighead will do anything to win the championship trophy. He commissions Rocko, Heffer, and Filburt to play against his woman's auxiliary team.
Rocko has to deliver comic books over the snowy mountain. Heffer and Rocko decide to spend the extra time (and money) doing a little skiing. / Bev adopts Earl as her pet. Earl acts viciously to Ed but like a pussycat to Bev.