Living Single (1993–1998)
Maxine: You have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool Maxine Shaw!
Kyle: That's because evil never sleeps.
Maxine: [eyeing Kyle] But ugly gets plenty of rest!
Khadijah: [to Regine] Look, you're gonna have a hard time finding "the one." You're a snob from the projects! Believe me, that's rare.
Regine Hunter: Khadijah, I think I hear something in the other room. I'm scared. Can I sleep in your bed?
Khadijah: Regine, this is a Queens-sized bed. That means it's for the QUEEN.
Khadijah: Synclaire, I try to be there for you, but you take that fork in the road and you lose me every time!
Maxine: [excited by winning a case] Do not touch me unless you want to get BURNED!
Regine Hunter: Come on Khadijah, do it for our friendship. You can't put a price on that...
Khadijah: Yes I can dear, fifty dollars.
Ivan Ennis: [exiting the elevator] Ah, so this is the legendary "Flavor."
Synclaire James-Jones: No, this is the real one.
Maxine: [after learning that Overton is afraid of clowns] Overton, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Kyle?
Kyle: Maxine, I am trying to help a person. You remember people. They're the ones with the torches who chased you out of the castle.
Regine Hunter: [after Khadijah accidentally puts Grant Hill in the hospital] Can you believe it? They wouldn't even let him see his fiancée, the future Regine Hunter-Hill!
Maxine: Regine, you are an embarrassment to desperate women everywhere.
Synclaire James-Jones: [as Maxine and Synclaire discover Grant Hill and Khadijah making out in the living room] I hope you realize that your lips are compromising your journalistic integrity!
Maxine: Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, and it's about time! Now, let's go pull Regine's head out of the oven!