When Louis C.K.
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[David is working at McDonald's
Can I have two Whoppers, please
We're all out of Whopples.
No. Whoppers, Whoppers.
We got no Whoppers. You kids quit screwin' around. We got no Whoppers here. Don't make me come out there.