Quotes
Alan Kalter:
Dwight, have you had any luck finding a summer job?
Dwight The Troubled Teen:
Summer job? When all my friends are playing video games and hanging out at the mall? No way.
Alan Kalter:
A summer job means spending money, Dwight. And it teaches you responsibility.
Dwight The Troubled Teen:
Oh, responsibility. Like when you brag to your golf buddies about how you cheat on your taxes? And when you hit that car in the parking lot and just drove away? You disgust me, you corrupt old fraud! I hate you! I hate all of you!
Dwight The Troubled Teen:
Hi, I'm Dwight the Troubled Teen. This summer...
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David Letterman is the king of Late Night TV. On the air now for 21 years, apporching 10 years as host of the "Late Show" on CBS. Leno is no match to Letterman, nor is Jimmy Kimmel on ABC. I feel like the "Late Show" has more class then other late night talk shows, though you might think not it at times. When Dave retires he will leave BIG shoes to fill.