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Grace Under Fire (TV Series 1993–1998) Poster

(1993–1998)

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[Sitting at Grace's kitchen table, discussing Jimmy's first month living in the garage]

Grace Kelly: He's two days late with the rent.

Jean Kelly: What?

Grace Kelly: I told him '$550, in cash, on the 1st of every month, under the ta... ble'

[hesitating - reaches underneath table]

Grace Kelly: .

Jean Kelly: It's times like these that make it hard to defend him.

Grace Kelly: Next month I'm gonna tell him 'On the house', to see if he puts the money on the roof.

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[Grace and Jimmy are talking about their past relationship]

Jimmy Kelly: Grace, I am truly sorry for what I did to you. Hell, if I was the man I was today, I beat the Hell out of the guy I was then.

Grace Kelly: You would?

Jimmy Kelly: Yep. You know, I wonder how that fight would turn out? I got more meat on me now, but I was one quick son of a gun back then.

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[Grace has walked in and discovered that ex-husband Jimmy is talking to black neighbor, Thad]

Grace Kelly: Jimmy! What did you say?

Thad Alford: Well, I can honestly say I've met your whole Klan.

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[Grace has taken Jean to see a doctor, who happens to be a black man]

Jean Kelly: He's Afro-American.

Grace Kelly: Jean, African-American. "Afro-American" is like spaghetti-o's or something.

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Wade Swoboda: I love you like a Sister.

Grace Kelly: Oh, Wade. I'm Southern. Please don't tell me you love me like a sister!

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Grace Kelly: Ex-husbands are like Crosby, Stills & Nash. They keep coming back - older and fatter.

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Grace Kelly: We don't worship Satan on Halloween. We do that on Mother's Day.

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[Russell is complaining as Grace has bought "Alternative Medicine"]

Russell Norton: Grace, all this phoney-baloney stuff is killing me.

Grace Kelly: Russell, you shouldn't be so homeo-phobic

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