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2003

7 Jan. 2003
Door Jam
Frasier and Niles become obsessed by a new day spa, first with gaining entry, then gaining access to the spa's exclusive areas.
 
14 Jan. 2003
The Harassed
The station hires financial analyst Julia Wilcox, an abrasive and sharp-tongued woman with no time for anyone. During a particularly vicious argument with her, Frasier becomes aroused and makes an advance, leading to a mandatory sexual harassment training session for the entire staff.
 
4 Feb. 2003
Lilith Needs a Favor
Lilith asks Frasier to donate his sperm so she can conceive another child; Niles treasures an erotic photograph which he thinks Daphne took for him.
 
11 Feb. 2003
Daphne Does Dinner
Daphne attempts to throw a dinner party, with a reclusive artist as the guest of honor, but fails to escape the Crane family curse which always shows up at such events.
 
18 Feb. 2003
Trophy Girlfriend
After winning a squash tournament partnered with gym teacher Chelsea, Frasier starts dating her. Seeing her on the job one day, however, brings back nightmares of an abusive coach from his childhood.
 
25 Feb. 2003
Fraternal Schwinns
Frasier and Niles must learn to ride bicycles for the first time in their lives, to participate in the KACL Bike-a-thon.
 
4 Mar. 2003
Kenny on the Couch
Now that Kenny's divorce is final, the realization that his wife is never coming back hits him hard. Frasier suggests he see a psychiatrist, and Kenny asks him to be his "shrink". Frasier reluctantly agrees, but then is energized by the thrill of deeply analyzing a patient again. Kenny, on the other hand, doesn't care for the long sessions. After going out for a drink with Martin, he realizes that he just wants to have some fun and ends his sessions with Frasier, much to his disappointment.
 
18 Mar. 2003
Roe to Perdition
Frasier and Niles acquire an inside source of top-quality caviar, and become "dealers" to the rest of Seattle's elite, dramatically improving their status. Martin wrestles with a bank's bureaucratic procedures, trying to return a trivial overpayment on his account.
 
1 Apr. 2003
Some Assembly Required
After the KACL staff participate in a low-income house-building project, Frasier becomes a nuisance to the family, offering incessant advice for its decor. Martin and Eddie score a success with a safety assembly at an elementary school, but Niles must fill in at the next one when Martin gets sick.
 
22 Apr. 2003
Farewell, Nervosa
Cafe Nervosa isn't the same after it hires a guitarist named Ben to play ambient music, sending Frasier and Niles on a search for a new coffee bar.
 
29 Apr. 2003
The Devil & Dr. Phil
Bebe lures Frasier into dark pathways after revealing that she is also agent to Dr. Phil McGraw.
 
6 May 2003
Fathers and Sons
Leland Barton, Hester Crane's old research assistant, visits Seattle. He is so alike in personality to Frasier and Niles that Martin starts to wonder who is the boys' real father.
 
13 May 2003
Analyzed Kiss
Julia breaks off her affair with Avery, Frasier's accountant. She breaks into his office to steal back some of her work. Frasier follows her, and as he constantly urges her to do the right thing, she succumbs to a sudden attraction and kisses him. Roz is offered a plum position at another radio station. Niles develops a passion for target shooting.
 
20 May 2003
A New Position for Roz
Unsettled by Frasier's burgeoning relationship with Julia, Roz reverses her decision to leave KACL, but issues an ultimatum to Frasier: dump Julia, or they are no longer friends. Frasier refuses, and Roz takes the new job after all. Niles and Daphne decide it is time to try and conceive, and work up the nerve to order Gertrude out of the house.
 
23 Sep. 2003
No Sex Please, We're Skittish
Roz is unsatisfied with her new job, and comes back to KACL, acting as though nothing has changed. Frasier believes her attachment is based on deep attraction to him stemming from their one-night stand. Roz disabuses him of this notion, and they go back to being friends. Recalling that he once donated sperm, Niles returns to the bank to see whether it was ever used, and is told that he suffers from low motility. He tries a variety of weird medical remedies.
 
23 Sep. 2003
A Man, a Plan and a Gal: Julia
After breaking up with Julia, Frasier lapses into his usual self-pitying funk. Niles reminds him that he has a fear of commitment that leads him to sabotage all his relationships with women. Frasier typically overdoes things, committing to commitment with Julia, even during an evening with his family when she rubs everyone the wrong way, and steps on Niles and Daphne's surprise announcement that she is pregnant.
 
30 Sep. 2003
The Doctor Is Out
A misunderstanding leads the town to believe that Frasier is gay.
 
7 Oct. 2003
The Babysitter
Frasier decides to resume private practice. While shopping for a suitable couch, he and Niles catch sight of Ronee Lawrence, their old babysitter. Frasier invites her for a drink, but it quickly becomes apparent that she is interested in Martin.
 
14 Oct. 2003
The Placeholder
Roz sets Frasier up with her friend, Ann, advising Frasier that he should keep his dating skills in shape, even if it means going out with someone he's not interested in. Frasier agrees, but their first date is a night in Hell, made worse by the fact that Kenny is dining in the same restaurant with his attractive and eminently suitable cousin. Niles and Daphne have a fastidious cleaning lady whom Niles adores, but Daphne believes is stealing.
 
28 Oct. 2003
I'm Listening
Frasier inadvertently eavesdrops on Ronee making a date with another man. Martin takes the news badly, accusing him of spying and inventing a fictitious girlfriend to spark Ronee's jealousy. Niles tries to win the attention of a reclusive nursery painter.
 
4 Nov. 2003
Maris Returns
Maris meets with Niles, seeking protection from her violent new boyfriend. Because of Daphne's mood swings, Niles tries to keep his meeting secret, which fails when the boyfriend shows up at a fake baby shower and punches Frasier. Frasier's first day back in private practice goes less smoothly than he hoped.
 
11 Nov. 2003
Murder Most Maris
Maris is arrested for the murder of her boyfriend. The press goes wild when they find out that Niles inadvertently loaned her the crossbow that was used as the murder weapon. Niles slowly goes to pieces under the unrelenting media scrutiny and Daphne's anger.
 
18 Nov. 2003
Guns 'N Neuroses
Lilith is in town for a psychiatric conference, and Frasier reluctantly assumes his obligation to meet with her. Before he does so, an interested colleague of Lilith's sets him up on a blind date with her, not knowing who he really is. Martin's pistol accidentally discharges inside the apartment, creating a trail of destruction that he, Daphne and Niles try to hide from Frasier.
 
2 Dec. 2003
Sea Bee Jeebies
For once, Niles is the famous one, as media attention to Maris's case makes him and Daphne the center of Seattle's attention. Frasier is left to contemplate his falling ratings and his dating woes. In a funk, he agrees to emcee the SeaBea Awards and give an interview to a newspaper reporter, neither of which goes well. Roz seethes during a visit from her "perfect" sister, Denise.
 
9 Dec. 2003
High Holidays
Frederick visits Frasier in Seattle, and the family is shocked to see him going through a "Goth" phase. The family talks about the rebellious phase of a child's life, and Niles is stung to hear Martin say that he was always one of the good kids. He decides to rebel by consuming a pot brownie supplied by Roz, but hijinks ensue when Martin eats it.
 

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