The Vampyr: A Soap Opera (1992 TV Movie)
Miranda: Christ! My father!
Alex: Christ! My trousers!
Davenant: Christ! This place looks like a battlefield!
Ripley, the Vampyr: Blood simple, spilt that I may live; and the first one must die by daybreak. Blood, blood will have blood!
Ripley, the Vampyr: We know no compassion, we retch at its smell / I must destroy her, or burn in Hell!
Ripley, the Vampyr: [sings] I don't want to stoop to violence, but if forced to then I will!
Alex: [sings] That B-movie crap is bollocks! Tell me now, you bastard, who in hell you really are!
Alex: On the crazy wheel of fortune, we were gamblers, you and I / Work-shy hucksters, fortune hunters, gipsy hustlers riding high / Though the path we took wasn't strictly straight / We turned fine white dust into real estate / O my friend, you were blessed with the Midas touch / As for me, I never protested too much.
Emma: [leafing through "Cosmo"] Why does every man I meet / Treat me like a bitch on heat? / Or a wrecker, or a rhino? / You tell me; I'm buggered if I know. / Sagittarius, Mars ascending / Indicate a happy ending / True emotion in a crisis. / Who believes this kind of crap? /Women who buy clothes in GAP. / Anyway, I'm Pisces. / Where have all the good guys gone? / Why do I get Reg or Ron? / Or a widower, a wino / Someone, please? I'm buggered if I know.