[leafing through "Cosmo"
Why does every man I meet / Treat me like a bitch on heat? / Or a wrecker, or a rhino? / You tell me; I'm buggered if I know. / Sagittarius, Mars ascending / Indicate a happy ending / True emotion in a crisis. / Who believes this kind of crap? /Women who buy clothes in GAP. / Anyway, I'm Pisces. / Where have all the good guys gone? / Why do I get Reg or Ron? / Or a widower, a wino / Someone, please? I'm buggered if I know.