Leslie Zevo:
We're going to fight fire with marshmallows.
Patrick Zevo:
Are you taking my duplication investigation seriously or are you disrespecting my duplication investigation?
Patrick Zevo:
I can't even eat. The food keeps touching. I like military plates, I'm a military man, I want a military meal. I want my string beans to be quarantined! I like a little fortress around my mashed potatoes so the meatloaf doesn't invade my mashed potatoes and cause mixing in my plate! I HATE IT when food touches! I'm a military man, you understand that? And don't let your food touch either, please?
Leslie Zevo:
I was born in the back of a bumper car.
Alsatia Zevo:
Well, red usually means "Caution," or "Beef" if it's a bouillon cube.
General Leland Zevo:
Put this place on red alert. They're as good as dead.
Hagenstern:
That's your son, sir.
General Leland Zevo:
War knows no relatives.
Leslie Zevo:
Aww, he broke my sister.
Leslie Zevo:
Let's all bob our heads for a brief moment of prayer... those who can.
Leslie Zevo:
Bastards, they attacked us while we were at prayer. It's like Pearl Harbor.
Leslie Zevo:
Hold 'till you see the lights in their eyes.
Leslie Zevo:
Four stores and many Christmases ago, my father brought forth a factory conceived in innocence and joy and squeezable fun for everyone.
Leslie Zevo:
Today may be the beginning of the end... or the end of the beginning... or the beginning of the beguine.
Leslie Zevo:
In the words of Barbie, "I had a dream house."
Leslie Zevo:
In the words of Mahatma Gumby, "We are toys of tolerance, but there's only so much that a toy can tolerate."
Leslie Zevo:
You tried to kill us all...
General Leland Zevo:
Heh... c'mon, Leslie... can't you take a joke?
Leslie Zevo:
Oh yeah! I love jokes! I love all kinds of jokes. But you know what I don't like? I don't like people trying to kill me, hurting my family and my friends, and destroying the whole world as I know it. That just doesn't sit well with me.
[
Whistling the 's']
Leslie Zevo:
You look ssssstunning.
Gwen Tyler:
Oh, ssssstop.
Asian Researcher:
This vomit is very Anglo.
Leslie Zevo:
There's a madman at the factory, and it's no longer me.
Alsatia Zevo:
You know, you remind me a lot of my brother.
Patrick Zevo:
That's impossible. We're exact opposites.
Alsatia Zevo:
That's what I mean. He's all silly and soft on the outside and on the inside he's really strong and you're just the opposite.
Leslie Zevo:
This doesn't look like vomit.
Asian Researcher:
Sorry sir, thats diarrhea.
Leslie Zevo:
Send that over to the Poop department.
Researcher:
Is it just me or am I getting bloated?
Asian Researcher:
What!
Leslie Zevo:
Oh look, we're being attacked by a crossword puzzle.
Alsatia Zevo:
I just cant believe no one has asked you for an applesauce sandwich before.
Joe at Cafeteria:
But Miss Zevo, the bread would get all soggy
Alsatia Zevo:
Oooohhh.
Joe at Cafeteria:
[
whispers] I make you one tomorrow.
Alsatia Zevo:
Ok, I guess I'll just have a cheese sandwich.
Joe at Cafeteria:
Ok Miss Zevo.
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