Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992 Video)
Buster Bunny: You know, Babsy and I want to tell you about the time we had riding down the river.
Babs Bunny: [transforms into Tina Turner and sings] Hey! We're a rollin'... rollin'... rollin' down the river! Rollin'... rollin'... Rowan and Martin!
Babs Bunny: These are the jokes, folks, so feel free to laugh anytime... or not.
[Buster is forced to marry Big Daddy Boo's daughters]
Buster Bunny: I can't marry all three of them, that's bigamy!
Big Daddy Boo: No, that's big o'me!
[after doing an obscenely loud sound demo prior to the movie]
THUD announcer: The audience is now deaf.
[the Pig family is singing "99 Bottles of Non-Alcoholic Beverage On the Wall"]
Plucky Duck: Call me picky, but isn't that song supposed to be "99 Bottles of Beer On the Wall"?
Winnie Pig: We don't drink in our family, Plucky!
Plucky Duck: Is it just me, or is it hot in here? How about turning on the A.C., huh?
Wade Pig: Air conditioning wastes gas; I'll just crack the window.
Winnie Pig: Don't you dare, Wade! People will think we can't afford air conditioning!
Babs Bunny: Why, Buster Bunny, are you falling for me?
Buster Bunny: [as they fall down a waterfall] You might say that!
Fifi: It is not over until the fat lady sings!
Roseanne: [singing] O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!
Babs Bunny: Oh, Buster, I didn't think I'd get a chance to tell you...
Buster Bunny: Shh. I feel the same way.
Babs Bunny: I miss my family. I miss performing.
[Buster drenches her again]
Babs Bunny: I MISS BEING DRY!
Babs Bunny: You know, Buster, I think we've gone far enough down this river.
Buster Bunny: Ah, relax, enjoy, the sound of the water, the soft croaking of the frog, the quiet whispering of the wind through your ears...
Babs Bunny: ...the scary possum kid plucking the banjo?
Buster Bunny: Don't worry, Babs, he's just trying to communicate. Afterall, music is the universal language.
Babs Bunny: You know, that music does have some kind of... romantic charm...
Babs Bunny: If you know what I mean.
Buster Bunny: [falling toward a hole in the ground] A plot hole?
Babs Bunny: I was wondering how those hack writers were going to wrap things up.
Wild Safari Zoo PA: We hope you are enjoyin' Wild Safari Zoo! May I repeat, so that Warner Brothers won't get sued if anyone really does this - do not get out of the car!
[Elmyra gets out of the car anyway]
Ship Captain: This little girl may just be what we need for our big show.
Babs Bunny: Show? Did you say show?
Buster Bunny: Well, actually, Babs here is anxious to get home to Acme Acres.
Babs Bunny: [impersonating Lucille Ball] But Ricky, I wanna be in the show!
[falling down a waterfall]
Buster Bunny: I got ya! I got ya!
Babs Bunny: But who's got you? AAAHH!
Superman: [flying in and catching them] I do, kids.
Buster Bunny: Hey pal, this is our story!
Babs Bunny: Yeah, get your own video!
Superman: It's your call.
Babs Bunny: [singing, dressed as a gondolier] Veal parmigiana/ cream fettucine/ ravioli, clams with linguini/ hot pepperoni/ tasy spumoni...
Babs Bunny: [speaks] we haven't eaten in weeks.
Babs Bunny: [singing] Veal parmigiana, veal parmigiana!
Buster Bunny: Babs, that song really put me in the mood.
Babs Bunny: [hopeful] for what?
Buster Bunny: Pizza! You got any money?
Babs Bunny: Thank you, Mr. Romance.
Buster Bunny: You know, you look kinda pretty there, stading in the rain. I love the way the wind rustles through your ear, and that shine the water makes on your fur... and your uncanny resemblance to a drowned rat when you get drenched.
Babs Bunny: Drowned rat, huh? I'll show you!
[raises pole to smack him and gets struck by lightning]
Buster Bunny: It's a romantic tradition of the South - beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.
Buster Bunny: Strike my last stereotype.
Babs Bunny: [rescuing Buster in disguise] Lookin' kinda peaked there, son.
Buster Bunny: Ya took long enough.
Babs Bunny: [VERY sweetly] I was enjoying watching you sweat.
Babs Bunny: Way to go, Huck Finn. We spent our entire vacation downriver! Summer's over!
Buster Bunny: Yeah. And I can't think of a better way to have spent it Babs, than with you.
Babs Bunny: [rapturous] Really?
Buster Bunny: Absolutely.
Babs Bunny: Aaah...
[Buster soaks her again]
[Byron the Basset Hound saves Babs and Buster by flying]
Buster Bunny: Hey, Byron can fly!
Babs Bunny: Who knew?
[after a long, toon-type, water battle]
Buster Bunny: I do this water thing to Babsy through the entire video.
[Sitting at the drive-in with Hampton's family]
Plucky Duck: They bring their own food to the drive-in. I don't believe this family.
[Plucky just got ran over by Hampton's family]
Plucky Duck: I think the left front tire is a little low.
[Fowlmouth butted in the movie concession line and is deciding what snack to get]
Fowlmouth: Let's see, Goobers or Raisinets... Goobers or Raisinets... You got a reccommendation?
[Guy he butted throws him into theatre]
Fowlmouth: Guess I'll never know the eternal answer!
[Fowlmouth got "thrown" into the movie]
Actress: At this rate, we'll NEVER get to my scene!
Fowlmouth: Then the crowd should thank me, you no good dadgum excuse for a dadgum actress!
Underwater Sealife/Mermaid: [singing] Beneath the ocean/Beneath the ocean/We make lots of commotion beneath the ocean!
Plucky Duck: Now what do we do first? The beach? Camping? Or shall we slip the whole 12 weeks away in front of the boob tube?
Plucky Duck: There he goes, my best pal on a vacation of a lifetime. Why don't I sit here and drop alone?
[Car rushes back]
Winnie Pig: Oops, dropped the toilet paper.
Shirley the Loon: Mondo distress signal! Buster and Babs are like in peril! I'd rescue them if I didn't have this summer job.
Hampton Pig: Gee, Plucky, I guess you didn't get your wish.
Plucky Duck: Hey, neither did you guys.
Hampton Pig: Sure we did. We got the same wish we always do: to be a happy and loving family forever and ever.
Plucky Duck: Oh joy, oh rapture, oh for the love of Norman Rockwell and the Lettermen.
Big Boo: [referring to Buster] Look, he's got no pants!
Babs Bunny: We've got snappers and crackers and poppers and bangers. We've got them Roman candles, yucky curly snakey things, and the little spinny whirly balls that never work.
Winnie Pig: Good Heavens, Plucky. If you drink that much water, we'll be stopping again in no time!
Fifi: That was my photograph! I cannot believe you!
Johnny Pew: Yeah? Well, I am pretty unbelievable.
Fifi: You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk! You, monsieur Pew, stink!
[Fifi kicks Johnny and sends him flying out of the movie theater into Elmyra's arms]
Elmyra Duff: Ooooh! I got myself a kitty! Hello my stinky little kitty hon! Say hello to Mommy Elmyra!
Johnny Pew: Oh no!
[Johnny tries to run away but Elmyra catches him]
Elmyra Duff: Oh yes! I'm gonna change your diapers, give you a bath, and even potty train you!
Hampton Pig: Plucky? Wake up. We're almost there.
Plucky Duck: Heaven?
Hampton Pig: Not quite, but it's the next best thing: Happy World Land!
[Plucky is kissing the lawn]
Wade Pig: Careful, Plucky. We just had the lawn fertilized.
Babs Bunny: [falling down a hole towards a light] Head towards the light.
Buster Bunny: Do we have a choice?
Winnie Pig: There's that nice young man we met.
Plucky Duck: WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Winnie Pig: Did you give him our address?
Hampton Pig: No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's.
Plucky Duck: WHAT?
Wade Pig: Whoa! That was some time we had there!
Winnie Pig: I'll say! Now let's go home.
Hampton: Okay, Mom.
Plucky Duck: B-b-but we didn't do anything! All we did was ride around in the monorail!
Wade Pig: Can't do it all on the first visit, Plucky. Maybe you'll have to look forward to the next time we come.
Plucky Duck: WHAT? BUT WE CAME ALL THAT WAY... COULDN'T WE... ALL THAT TIME... FUN PIXIES... HAPPY-GO-PUKEY?
Winnie Pig: Oh dear, I guess Plucky's had way too much excitement for one day.
Wade Pig: Put him in back, Hampton.
Plucky Duck: [singing out of his mind] Happy World Land... Happy World Land... where all your dreams come true...
Choir: [singing] Happy World Land. Happy World Land. Where the fun will never stop, at only 80 bucks a pop. The beautiful Happy World Land.
Big Daddy Boo: Well, skin me alive and call me luggage!
Babs Bunny: [after losing the Aligators in the fireworks] Happy Independence Day.
Buster Bunny: And as Ben Franklin once said, let's vote.
Babs Bunny: [immitating Boris Karloff] Nice place to live if you have a bolt on your neck.
Buster Bunny: Rub it in, Boris!
Babs Bunny: [after climbing on the "raft" and seeing someting on her foot] There's something on my foot. AAAHH! IT'S THE CREEPING UNKNOWN! IT'S NOT OF THIS EARTH! Buster, you've got to save my foot. It's my lucky rabbit's foot!
Buster Bunny: [pulls it off] Hey, it's Byron.
Babs Bunny: Who knew?
Babs Bunny: Possums
Buster Bunny: Gators
Babs Bunny: Dinner Theater
Buster Bunny: Main Course
Babs Bunny: Options
Buster Bunny: One
Babs Bunny: Bolt?
Buster Bunny: Bingo
Babs Bunny: Ready
Buster Bunny: Go!
Little Boo: [thinking Babs is a man] Are you married? Hmmmmmm?
Babs Bunny: Sure am.
[grabs Byron in a dress]
Babs Bunny: Meet the missus.
Plucky Duck: Look, Hammy, here's the cream of my collection: a pristine mint condition first printing of 'Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs', number one!
Winnie Pig: Ooh, now Plucky, we don't allow Hamton to read comic books on family trips.
Plucky Duck: [sarcastically, gives the comics to Hamton] Sheesh! Typical parents convinced comics will sabotage cerebellum.
Hampton: [feeling nauseous] It's not that. Reading in the car always makes me...
[gulps in sickness]
Hampton: ... carsick.
[Buster and Babs are given a round of applause for their act]
Babs Bunny: Thank you!
Buster Bunny: Sounds like a terrfic audience!
Babs Bunny: A lot nicer than some of the creeps we met on this trip.
Buster Bunny: [laughs] You said it. Hey, let's turn up the houselights and get to know each other better.
[the houselights turn on revealing the creepy, hungry creatures they met down river along with some others]
Big Boo: Looky, girls, it's our beau with no pants!
Babs Bunny: [while escaping from the killer, parody of Loretta Lynn, sings with Byron] I was born a coal digger's daughter.
Buster Bunny: [cynically] Great. Now we're in a rerun of 'Hee-Haw'.
Elmyra Duff: [facing an angry lion] Well, if it isn't the king of the jungle.
[the lion roars in her face]
Elmyra Duff: You don't have to yell. I know what you want - you want a haircut!
[grabs him and shaves his head, giving him a crewcut]
Elmyra Duff: There, isn't that preferable?
[holds up a mirror; the lion screams]
Elmyra Duff: Long hair is SO retro.
Plucky Duck: Are we anywhere remotely near Happy World Land yet?
Wade Pig: No, but if you're bored we can always play...
Hampton Pig: Spot-the-car? Spot-the-car?
Wade Pig: Spot-the-car!
Hampton Pig: Whoopee!
Plucky Duck: Oh, you mean like spot the red cars or the cars with out-of-state-plate?
Hampton Pig: No, any car!
Wade Pig: Here they come!
Plucky Duck: [squashed] Fun game.
Winnie Pig: Look, look! Here come some more!
Plucky Duck: Shoot me.
Radio Announcer: [after picking up a creepy-looking hitchhiker]
Radio Announcer: Newsflash: a psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac has been described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion.
[Plucky looks at the hitchhiker - he matches the description]
Radio Announcer: When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hightops.
[Plucky looks at the man's shoes - they are orange]
Plucky Duck: Whew!
Radio Announcer: Wait, I'm sorry. That's ORANGE hightops.
Plucky Duck: Mama!
Radio Announcer: Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pork product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once. Remember this important number: 555-9...
[Plucky starts writing it down when Winny shuts off the radio]
Winnie Pig: Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days.
Babs Bunny: Oh, no! One of those possums!
Banjo Possum: Aw, shoot! Don't fret none missy. I ain't like my simple backwoods cousins. I'd never eat a guy who could play his face.
Buster Bunny: See, Babsy? I told you music was the universal language.
Babs Bunny: [sarcastically] And here I thought it was Esperanto.
Elmyra Duff: [reading to a group of captured animals] And the most feared predator in the jungle is - ME!
Elmyra Duff: [holds up picture of herself, giggles]
Elmyra Duff: Kiss me! Kiss me! Kiss me!
[the animals run off screaming]
Elmyra Duff: Aminals can be so capricious.
[being swept downriver]
Babs Bunny: So how do we stop this thing?
Buster Bunny: We don't.
Babs Bunny: So long, Acme Acres.
Buster Bunny: Hello Adventure!
Buster Bunny: You know, Babsy, in this moonlight you look just like... Morey Amsterdam.
Babs Bunny: [enraged] MOREY AMSTERDAM?
[Buster soaks her again]
Gogo Dodo: Cuckoo! Cuckoo! If you're late for the first day of school, you're a cuckoo!
Banjo Possum: [as school starts] Hot dang, I'm gonna get me some edu-ma-cation!
Elmyra Duff: [giving Furball swimming lessons] You're not going to learn anything floating on the bottom of the pool.
Dizzy Devil: In summer, Dizzy shed. If Dizzy spin, Dizzy be naked.
Plucky Duck: Then it's adios, Looniversity/
All: Summertime is coming finally!
Plucky Duck: See you in September, you schnooks!
Plucky Duck: A three month vacation...
Fifi: Whatever your location...
All: Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!
Buster Bunny: [sung] We're sad, we're confessin'/ that school is back in session/ I sure learned my lesson/
Babs Bunny: I actually had fun!
Plucky Duck: I'm filled with elation/ I'm back from that vacation!
Shirley the Loon: For my next incarnation/ I'm coming as a nun!
Elmer Fudd: Welcome back to Acme Woo/ for a new school year!
Buster Bunny: Yikes, a test!
Babs Bunny: I need rest.
Plucky Duck: I'm living in fear!
Fifi: Johnny Pew was a pity.
Elmyra Duff: [holding Johnny Pew in a baby outfif] At least I got my kitty!
Dizzy Devil: No more crate/ I now look great!
Mary Melody: We've been outdone!
Hampton Pig: Tunnels, and car games!
Plucky Duck: Boy, that trip was sure lame.
Hampton Pig: [bringing in the deranged hitcher] Here's our pal - what's his name?
Plucky Duck: SOMEONE CALL A COP!
All: You viewers are lucky...
Mr. Hitcher: Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
All: When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...
Buster Bunny: And I am the champ!
Babs Bunny: And now you are just damp!
[pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster]
Babs Bunny: I just can't help myself!
Babs Bunny: In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster Bunny: I will goof off every second that I can.
Hampton Pig: During summer break, I'll see the sights.
Elmyra Duff: I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi: I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra Duff: Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Plucky Duck: Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
All: We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
[the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
Gogo Dodo: You're out!
Babs Bunny: Oh boy! Here comes a tunnel.
Buster Bunny: Hold your breath and make a wish!
Babs Bunny: Ooh, I got my wish! A mall!
Buster Bunny: What the-?
Babs Bunny: Back to school sales! Buster, it's you!
Buster Bunny: Well what is it?
Babs Bunny: It's the new box look.
Babs Bunny: [rowing in a pouring down storm, cynically] We're still downriver... and I'm STILL soaking wet.
Elmyra Duff: [Furball runs away after Elmyra tries to teach him to swim] Come back! We've got skydiving lessons at 4!
Mr. Hitcher: [laughs and puts on a hockey mask while revving a chainsaw] Bacon!, porkchops!, hog jowls!
Plucky Duck: [listening to Hamton and his family singing badly] The Von Trapp family they ain't
Elmyra Duff: [looking through an animal book] Ooh, ooh here's a pretty picture!
[to a gazelle she has tied up]
Elmyra Duff: look Mr. Pretty face Gazelly that's you!
[shows him a picture of a gazelle about to be eaten by an alligator]
Elmyra Duff: Kiss yourself!, kiss yourself!, kiss yourself!
[hits him in the face with the book repeatedly]
Buster Bunny: [Babs speaks in a seductive voice] Duh, duh, duh
[as she pets his head]
Buster Bunny: humina, humina, humina!
Babs Bunny: Why Buster Bunny are you falling for me?
Buster Bunny: [as they're about to fall over a waterfall] You could say that
[grabs onto her]
Buster Bunny: I got ya, I got ya!
Babs Bunny: But who's got you?
[screams as they fall over the falls]
Superman: [catches them] I do kids!
Buster Bunny: Hey pal this is our story!
Babs Bunny: Yeah get your own video!
Superman: It's your call
Wade Pig: [hums the words old McDonald had a farm] ... Pop goes the weasel.
Plucky Duck: Tongue joke #10: So long, sayonara, and good riddance, I hope I don't have to go through that again.
Hotel Concierge: [sees two women, one of whom is Fifi, with identical clothing] Now, then, you both claim to be Michelle Lovitz. Will the real Michelle Lovitz please stand up?
Plucky Duck: [Hampton explains how to play the Car game] So, what you mean you pick out the red ones, or the ones with out of state plates?
Hampton: Nope! ANY car!
[Uncle Stinky bounces onto Plucky crushing him into the seat]
Plucky Duck: [Crushed under Uncle Stinky] Fun game.
Plucky Duck: [writing a letter] I'll send an S.O.S. to my sweetheart Shirley. Yeah! Once she's sees what a spot we are in, she'll rush to our rescue!
[Plucky puts the letter on a mailbox as the car he is in drives off. A mailman on a bicycle picks up the letter and rides down to his mail truck. The truck has a license plate that reads "I brake for coyotes". The Road Runner appears in front of the truck]
Road Runner: [sticks his tongue out] Meep, meep!
[the mail truck runs over the Road Runner leaving him flat like a pancake]