Tenchi Muyo! (1992–2005)

Petrea Burchard: Ryoko, Zero, Tenchi's Mother - OVA 1 and 2

Quotes 

• Ryoko : Hey, don't you like your daddy better, little Princess Ayeka?

  Ayeka Masaki Jurai : This is none of your business!

• Ryoko : [Tenchi reaches the surface of the water, then he goes into shock, and turns]  Why are you being so shy? You seen me naked before, remember? In side the cave?

  Tenchi Masaki : Yeah, I remember. But then you were just a mummy.

• Ryoko : [Ryoko grabs Washu]  Okay, pipsqueak, whether my body is sagging or not is none of your business! What are visual psychological tactics anyway?

  Washu Hakubi : Your sex appeal, of course.

  Ryoko : Hey, I'll have you know that my body shape hasn't changed in the past 700 years! What do you think of that, you big fat smart-alleck?

  Washu Hakubi : What I think is that's no way to talk to your mother, Ryoko.

  Ryoko : Ehh?

  Washu Hakubi : That's right. Not did I only create you, but I created Ryo-oki, I created the Soja, I created so many things, really. But I used my ova for you. So I'm more like your mother than your creator.

  Mihoshi : You must be that female student that was kidnapped by Kagato.

  Washu Hakubi : A female student? No, I am Washu! And I happen to be the top scientific genius in the universe. I am cute. I have to admit, I look a little young, to be your mom, don't I, Ryoko?

  Ryoko : Huh? Baloney! I've been around 2000 years! Ever since I was born! Ever since I was... I was born?

• Mihoshi : Hello, Masaki home. Oh, that sounds like if I were married to the family. How embarrassing. What do you think? Do you think it sounds that way?

  Ryoko : Get a grip! And listen up detective!

  [Ryoko makes deep breathes, than she makes her voice deep] 

  Ryoko : This is oyur very nasty superior at the Galaxy Police, Mihoshi.

  Mihoshi : Oh my! Hello. How did you know I was here?

  Ryoko : Ah, unimportant detail. Now come on back and make your report.

  Mihoshi : Yes! Detective Mihoshi is on her way! You can count on me, sir!

  Ryoko : Good!

  [she hungs up and laughs] 

  Ryoko : Gulliable is an understatement!

• Ryoko : Comics for girls? What is that?

• Ryoko : [Ryoko walks towrd Tenchi, and hits him. They fall to the ground, and Ryoko gets up]  Oh, I'm sorry. Are you all right?

  Tenchi Masaki : What? Ryoko, what's the idea?

  Ryoko : I'm sorry. I wasn't paying attention. I'm so clumsy.

  Ryoko : [Tenchi gets confuse]  My name is Ryoko, and I'm...

  Tenchi Masaki : Huh?

  Ryoko : Oh, embarrassed.

  Ayeka Masaki Jurai : [to Sasami]  What are you doing?

  Sasami Masaki Jurai : Uh, Ayeka.

  Ayeka Masaki Jurai : What? What is it?

  Ryoko : Uh, can I ask you your name?

  Tenchi Masaki : Huh? Ryoko, are you sick? I mean what's the matter?

  Ryoko : [Ryoko pushes him]  Oh, Tenchi, you are a bold one, aren't you?

  Tenchi Masaki : What's wrong with you?

  Mihoshi : Ryoko, your face is red. What's wrong? Do you have a cold?

  Ryoko : Go away. I'm at the important part.

  Mihoshi : I got some great cold medicine.

  Ryoko : I don't want it!

  Mihoshi : Sure you do. You have to take care of yourself.

  Mihoshi : [she starts to grab Ryoko]  The cure is to cure it early.

  Ryoko : Let me go! Get your hands off me!

  Mihoshi : You're acting like a child!

  Ryoko : Please stop! Let me go!

  [they leave. Tenchi watches]