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The Taking of Beverly Hills (1991) Poster

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Boomer Hayes: Good thing you're hear, Bat. Been meaning to talk to you about my contract.

Robert Masterson: It's been canceled.

[Fires cross-bow]

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Robert Masterson: [Signing a song from the 'Christmas Carol' musical] Thank you very much! Thank you very much! It's the nicest thing anyone's ever done for me!

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Boomer Hayes: [Benitez has crashed his tank into a swimming pool] Touchdown, asshole!

Benitez: It's only half-time, my friend. Half-time!

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Boomer Hayes: That's enough of this shit! I'm not playing defense anymore!

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Ed Kelvin: [Conluding his opening monologue on Beverly Hills] ... Of course if you're a beverly hills cop like me you just can't afford to live here... makes you think doesn't it?

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Benitez: Did you know that human being's only natural defense is the use of his intelligence? But you wouldn't know a fucking thing about that, would you, Varney?

Varney: Kinda leaves you unarmed doesn't it, Benitez?

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Varney: [Dropping a bomb at Boomer's feet] Looks like you're going to live up to your name after all... Boomer.

[laughs]

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Varney: [Boomer throws Varney's bomb back at him] What? BOOMER!

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Benitez: [Chasing Boomer in his Swat tank] Your ass is mine now quater back

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Ed Kelvin: You're gonna love this, you know this car is worth 155,000 bucks?

Boomer Hayes: So what?

Ed Kelvin: Well, my house doesn't cost 155,000 bucks.

Boomer Hayes: Can't drive your house, can ya?

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Ed Kelvin: [On why he took part in the heist] Some of the greed rubbed off... what did you expect?

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Boomer Hayes: You married?

Ed Kelvin: Nah. My wife left me... for a dentist. Probably better oral sex or something. You know, we're both selfish men, except I'm goin' to jail for it.

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Ed Kelvin: [Having just shot dead a fellow looter] There wasn't suppose to be any blood.

Boomer Hayes: [In disbelief] All these guys with guns and no-one suppose to get hurt?

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Ed Kelvin: [as they steal a limo] Well atleast we'll die in luxury

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Boomer Hayes: They're gonna need more then a battering-ram to get through this door.

Ed Kelvin: Uhh, I gotta tell you something.

Boomer Hayes: [Sees the SWAT tank heading straight for the door] OH, NO!

Ed Kelvin: [Both start running] That's what I forgot to tell you!

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Benitez: You lame son-of-a-BITCH! SAY SOMETHING!

Boomer Hayes: Did you see that throw I made today?

Benitez: I hate football!

Boomer Hayes: [Throws a rock at Beitez's head, killing him] Well, I really... hate guys... who don't like football.

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Ed Kelvin: [Explaining what it's like being a cop in Beverly Hills] ... You start wondering... Hey what about me I put in the extra hours, I put my life on the line... what about having some the good stuff for me. And yet I keep being told that nowhere in the world cops are paid more than in Beverly Hills... well big fucking deal. This is nowhere else in the word this is Beverly Hills... a depository for the world's greed.

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Varney: Crime doesn't pay, boys! But it sure beats working.

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