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I'm definitely not a fan of this movie , yet I have to defend it a little bit . I've seen worse movies. Worse comedies . Comedies that made my heart hurt . Comedies that almost made me commit suicide. For example "Freedy got fingered". Or some of Adam Sandler movies. This ? This is just a lame comedy . The jokes are incredibly forced and you can see a punch line coming from miles away. Also , the action scenes suck. But all in all this is definitely NOT one of the worst movies I've seen .
I actually think that Estelle Getty gave good performance as Sly's mother , except popular opinion. The idea itself isn't bad . I wonder if it wouldn't be much better , if Stallone would write the screenplay for himself ? He's obviously got a sense of humor and I'm pretty sure that the movie would at least be watchable thanks to some of Sly's lovely silly dialogue.
Overall , it's a forgettable movie , but not necessarily one that makes you scream in pain. I give it 1/10.
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