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Split Second (1992) Poster

(1992)

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Thrasher: How many weapons are you carrying, besides this 'cannon'?

Stone: An MP15.

Thrasher: What else?

Stone: A Glock 50.

Thrasher: And?

Stone: An A3 Assault Shotgun.

Thrasher: If that's not paranoid, I don't know what the fuck is. I'm surprised you don't have a grenade launcher.

Stone: I couldn't get a permit.

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Stone: Did you see him?

Dick Durkin: That wasnae a him, that was a fucking it!

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Stone: [to Durkin while grabbing his necktie] Have you been following me?

Thrasher: Damn right he has! Paranoid people with guns are a menace to society!

Stone: [to Thrasher while pulling Durkin forward by his necktie] You'd be paranoid too if you had a dipshit like this following you!

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female bartender: What'll you have?

Stone: Coffee.

female bartender: It's a two-drink minimum!

Stone: Then get me two coffees.

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Dick Durkin: We need to get bigger guns. BIG FUCKING GUNS!

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Title Card: London 2008

Title Card: After forty days and nights of torrential rain, the city is largely submerged below water, a result of the devastating effects of continued global warming. The warnings ignored for decades have now resulted in undreamed-of levels of pollution where day has become almost endless night...

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Thrasher: Are you telling me there's something running around loose in the city, ripping out people's hearts and eating them so he can take their souls back to hell?

Dick Durkin: Looks that way.

Stone: Hallelujah.

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Dick Durkin: I don't think this thing thinks it's Satan, I think this thing IS Satan.

Stone: Well Satan is in deep shit.

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Dick Durkin: I saw a rat, so I shot it.

Stone: You shot my kitchen, that's what!

Dick Durkin: I missed the rat

Stone: [holding up the tail of a rat not attached to much else] You mean this one?

Dick Durkin: Cool!

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Stone: [Walking up to a barking guard Rottweiler, he takes out his badge and shoves it in front of the dog] Police, dickhead.

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Stone: The only thing we know for sure is that he's *not* a vegetarian.

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Dick Durkin: I think he's a psychotic with a psychopathic personality.

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Michelle: It bit me!

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Thrasher: [to Stone] Get the fuck out of my office.

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Michelle: You look awful. When's that last time you got some sleep?

Stone: Three or four days ago.

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