Kelly Stone:
Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris? He doesn't compete anymore kid, and the main reason, one of the main reasons he doesn't compete anymore is me. He doesn't compete 'cause I would kick his ass.
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[a still somewhat asthmatic Barry is determined to join in the push-ups in gym class]
Horn:
Gabrewski, if you die I'm going to shoot myself and come on after you!
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Randy Cellini:
He started it.
Horn:
[to Barry] If that's true kid, you have less brains than a woodpecker on an aluminum telephone pole.
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