- Fritz Knobel: [writing Hitler's diary] The superhuman effords of the last days create flatulences in the intestinal and Eva says, I have bad breath.
- Dr. Wieland: [looking inside one of Hitler's diaries] I see, this must be old german.
- Kummer: Yes, this is how the Führer wrote.
- Dr. Wieland: Incredibly well survived, this nice german writing. Too bad, too bad I can't read it.
- SS man: [upon unsuccessfully trying to incinerate the dead bodies of Adolf Hitler and Eva Braun] He won't burn.
- Obersturmbandführer: Who?
- SS man: The Führer, Herr Oberstumbannführer, he won't burn.
- Obersturmbandführer: Pour some gasoline over him then.
- SS man: Gasoline? Over the Führer?
- Obersturmbandführer: There is no more Führer.
- SS man: Yes sir, Herr Obersturmbannführer!
- Fritz Knobel: As soon as the ashes of the Führer had cooled down, the demand for relics of the "1000 Year Reich" soared.
- Fritz Knobel: My client wanted an authentic nude painting of Eva Braun, done by Hitler himself. That wasn't a problem of course: The face of Eva I knew, now all I needed was the right body...
- Obersturmbandführer: [putting on civilian clothes] ... and stop calling me "Herr Oberstumbannführer", idiot!
- SS man: Yes, sir, Herr Obersturmbannführer!
- Dr. Wieland: [holding one of the Hitler diaries] When I think what we are holding in the hands what was touched by his hands and when I think that here and today I am touching what he was holding in his hands back then something like that is drifting, such a feeling, a, what I'd like to say, an ice touch of history. I really have to say that. I have to say. What did I want to say now?