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In a post-apocalyptic world where rollerblading is the chief means of travel, the evil Pharoah sends his minions outside the Wheel Zone to abduct a psychic. The psychic has been trained in the way of the samurai, but has shunned her training to become a Passive. Once abducted, her brother joins forces with others to try and rescue her, but they face many challenges from the Dark Side. Written by
Ed Sutton <esutton@mindspring.com>
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Release Date:
23 June 1993 (USA)
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$1,200,000
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Based on two books by author Scott Shaw.
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The Roller Blade Seven (1991)
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This movie made absolutely no sense. I have seen both this and its prequel, the Roller Blade 7 and I am confident that they are simply remakes of each other. The quotes are the same, neither film makes ANY sense and the actors play at least 2 different roles per film. I rented this movie 3 years ago because I saw that Frank Stallone and Joe Estevez were the stars. That alone says how bad this movie is if those two are the "stars". But whats funny is that they are hardly in either of these movies. So you get a better impression of what this film and its prequel are about, heres some trivia: there's a guy riding around on roller blades playing a banjo with a hockey glove on, some character names include Stella Speed, Saint Offender, Teri Aki, the Desert Maurader and Utility Ninja. The "fight" scenes, which I swear could be done better by 4 year old kids with brain damage, are shown at least 5 times from different camera angles. There's a guy wearing a catchers chest protector spray painted silver and some person who I think is a girl wielding two Nerf bats, which conveniently have "Nerf" crossed out with sharpy marker. If these facts aren't enough of a reason to avoid this film, then think about licking the butt of a sweaty fat chick after she just ran 5 miles in sweat pants... it might be more enjoyable.