Leap of Faith (1992)
Jonas: Look, I run a show here. It's a lot of smoke and noise and it's strictly for the suckers. I've been pulling one kind of scam or another since I was your age, and if there's one thing I know it's how to spot the genuine article because that's what you've got to watch out for. Not the cops, you can always get around the cops. But the one thing you can never, ever get around is the genuine article, and you, kid, are the genuine article.
Jane: You really don't care about anybody or anything except yourself, do you?
Jonas: Oh, Jane... I never pretended I did.
Jonas: Hey boss. Remember me? Jack Newton. Got a question for you. Why did you make so many suckers? You say, 'love never endeth.' I say love never started. You say 'the meek shall inherit the earth.' And I say all the meek can count on is getting the short end of the stick. You say, 'is there one among you who is pure of heart?' and I say not one.
Jonas: What did the doctors tell you about your legs?
Boyd: The doctors have nothing to do with my legs. I'll walk if it's God's will.
Jonas: God doesn't have a trucker's license.
Boyd: I believe that things happen for a reason.
Jonas: You believe that. I'm gonna run.
Jonas: A twelve-gauge, double-barreled, grenade-launcher of LOVE!
[Will & Jonas are arguing]
Jane: Ooohh, a pissing contest, can I watch?
Jonas: Death's a breeze. Ever hear someone come back to complain?
Marva: I believe in life- what it does to you, and what you do back.
Jonas: A woman is like a slingshot. The greater the resistance, the further you can get with her.
Jonas: A town this deep in the crapper's got nowhere to turn but GOD!