Dirty Hari., 18 July 2010
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Author:
dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California
*** This review may contain spoilers ***
Body count: a kajillion.
Chow Yun-Fat is Inspector "Tequila" Yuen. He's a cop who's been in hot
water so long, he's HARD BOILED. Or maybe it's cos his face is
egg-shaped.
He's on the trail of a gun smuggler crime boss, Johnny Wong (Anthony
Wong Chau-Sang, who has the misfortune to look like Jonathan
Silverman), but Wong is careful not to get busted doing anything wrong
(except looking like Jonathan Silverman - and God knows, that's its own
punishment).
Before he moved to America and became Ang Lee without the gravitas,
John Woo directed HARD BOILED, the last of his Chinese gangster flicks
and the pinnacle of what made John Woo John Woo; an homage to samurai,
cops, westerns, and Pretty Orange Explosions. He also co-writes (with
Barry Wong and Gordon Chan) and makes a cameo as club-owner Mr. Woo
(ha!).
HARD BOILED's first scene, the teahouse shootout, is like an explosion
in a fireworks factory. Staging gun battles like this is Woo's forte,
and there are probably way too many gun battles like this in this film
alone - bullets and blood and mayhem and Chinese stuntmen overacting.
Tequila's partner is killed in this fracas. So Tequila is also out for
payback. His methods remind us of one Mr. Callahan from San Francisco.
A complex, touching story is interwoven with Tequila's, that of young
undercover cop Tony (Tony Leung Chiu Wai) in Silverman's gang, who must
betray his old boss to serve Silverman. Both decisions are wrong and
his head would explode in ethical overload if it weren't for being able
to bitch to Tequila like a high maintenance girlfriend when they're
both trapped in a hospital basement full of - what else? - illegal
guns.
The action scenes are staged with the frenetic creativity that has come
to define Woo, and some of the standoffs are magnificent. We can see
the samurai influences - except with guns instead of katanas - in the
scene where the hardest of Silverman's cop-killers, who is against the
killing of innocent hospital patients, confronts Tony with hospital
patients between them. Both the killer and Tony lower their weapons,
eyes locked on each other while the patients scurry for cover. Then the
gunfight continues.
But a note to Chinese stuntmen: it would look a lot more authentic if
you would stop flailing around like salmon being electrocuted when
you're being shot. Just die. And remember how the stars of the movie
dodge bullets: duck and roll in slow motion - even if you're ducking
and rolling in slow motion across the line of fire.
There is a stupid scene in the hospital where babies are being taken
out of the nursery by hand when they could easily be wheeled out in
their little cots; then another stupid scene where Tequila and his
girlfriend (Teresa Mo) are putting cotton in all the babies' ears to
block the shootout noise.
The payoff for this idiotic scene is an iconic scene - Tequila with a
babe in arms, shooting his way out of the hospital; emulated ten years
later by Clive Owen in SHOOT EM UP (2002).
Every time I chide John Woo, it pertains to his post-Chinese period,
where he simultaneously glossied and sullied his style with overwrought
Hollywood glambusters like BROKEN ARROW, FACE/OFF and MISSION
IMPOSSIBLE II; merely copycatting American bombast rather than honing
his own raw thunder. HARD BOILED's insane body count and outlandish
action may be an indication that Woo was chomping at the bit to BE
Americanized all along.
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