I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore (1992)

PG  |   |  Comedy, Romance  |  24 April 1992 (USA)
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Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every ... See full summary »



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Cast overview, first billed only:
Bernie Fishbine
Theresa Garabaldi
Sarah Fishbine
Lou Jacobi ...
Irving Fein
David Bowe ...
Norman Fishbine
Connie Klinger
Ada Fishbine
Marlena Giovi ...
Louise Garabaldi
Ralph Monaco ...
Albert Garabaldi
Cassie Yates ...
Uncle Dominic
Lela Ivey ...
Eric, Personal Trainer


Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa. Written by A K 4 7 <ak47@cyberverse.com>

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Bernie and Theresa have only one thing in common... they were made for each other.


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Beijos de Chocolate  »

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Seinfeld all over again
29 April 2001 | by (Perth, Western Australia) – See all my reviews

Okay so if you like George from Seinfeld then you are going to enjoy this movie. Jason Alexander as Bernie Fishbine is the ever lovable George all over again. With all of his usual hang-ups over weight, getting a gal, and generally being a grown up Charlie Brown.

Although this movie is almost a decade old, it's sentiments are pretty much universal. That is, it is the tried and true formulae- boy meets girl, boy falls for girl, girl hurts boy, boy forgives girl and the rest is history.

All in all a good rainy day movie. Bring a big bag of popcorn and some Bacci's - they go well with this flick.

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