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I Don't Buy Kisses Anymore (1992)

PG | | Comedy, Romance | 24 April 1992 (USA)
Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every ... See full summary »

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Bernie Fishbine
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Sarah Fishbine
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Irving Fein
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Frieda
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Norman Fishbine
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Connie Klinger
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Ada Fishbine
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Louise Garabaldi
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Albert Garabaldi
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Monica
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Melinda
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Uncle Dominic
Lela Ivey ...
Alice
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Eric, Personal Trainer
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Bernie Fishbine is overweight. He stops at the neighborhood store to buy some chocolate kisses every day. This is where he meets Theresa Garabaldi. Then they take the same bus route every evening. Theresa invites Bernie to see her play piano at her father's restaurant. It is here that she gets him to join a gym. Theresa is in college and gets the idea to write about Bernie's weight problem for her thesis. She does this without telling Bernie. Meanwhile, Bernie is falling in love with Theresa, and vice versa. Written by A K 4 7 <ak47@cyberverse.com>

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Bernie and Theresa have only one thing in common... they were made for each other.

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Beijos de Chocolate  »

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Funiculi, Funicula
Music by Luigi Denza (as Luigi Danza) and lyrics by Peppino Turco
Arranged by Les Baxter
Performed by Nia Peeples
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Good mixture of pathos and comedy

This is a sweet little film with good performances and a wonderful supporting cast. Mia Peebles is marvelous as the manipulative grad student who plays with Jason Alexander's emotions. And, Alexander is perfect as the overweight under-achiever looking for something better in his life.


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