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Tommy Korman: Now I shake your hand!

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[Trying to remember how to open his parachute]

Jack Singer: Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red. Yellow then red.

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Roy: We're the Flying Elvises. Utah chapter.

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Roy Bacon: Elvises, light your fires.

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Jack Singer: People get married and then they do the most hideous, unbelievable things to each other.

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Jack Singer: Do you know what a straight flush is? It's like... unbeatable.

Betsy: "Like unbeatable" is not unbeatable.

Jack Singer: Hey, I know that now, okay.

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Mahi Mahi: My name Mahi. Mahi Mahi.

Jack Singer: Like the fish?

Mahi Mahi: Yeah. My father was a fisherman.

Jack Singer: My father left home when I was 5. That's why I'm named Jack, as in, "Jack tell your mother I'm just going out to get the paper."

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Jack Singer: I dreamt about my mother again last night.

Betsy: Was she vacuuming naked?

Jack Singer: No. She opened her eyes and I said, 'Mom, I'm gonna marry that girl,' and she smiled.

Betsy: Really?

Jack Singer: Yeah. Of course she was naked.

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Jack Singer: [seeing Betsy in a dancer costume] Did you get a job here?

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Tommy Korman: I don't care if Ming the frigging Merciless is in there, gettem out, OK?

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Chief Orman: Do you find Chief Orman attractive?

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Mahi Mahi: Chief Orman have pretty big influence around here.

Jack Singer: Influence? He lives in a SHACK!

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Jack Singer: Betsy, hi, so what's the story?

Betsy: I have to pack.

Jack Singer: We can leave! What did you work out?

Betsy: Um, he's taking me to Hawaii. It's only for a few days.

Jack Singer: Come on. You're so like blithe about this all of a sudden, like you don't give a damn.

Betsy: Of course I give a damn but this was not my idea okay, Jack. Poker was not my idea.

Jack Singer: Would you please stop crucifying me with this?

Betsy: Where's my bag?

Jack Singer: He's going to jump all over you the second he gets there.

Betsy: I won't let him. Oh please, Jack, give me a little credit.

Jack Singer: He'll overcome you. What happens if you start screaming? It's like a jungle over there. He probably has servants and bodyguards and believe me they will drug you.

Betsy: His son is going to be there, Jack. His grandaughter Tiffany will be there.

Jack Singer: She knows the kid's name already. Listen, you'll be back Monday?

Betsy: I don't know. Probably Tuesday or Wednesday.

Jack Singer: Tuesday or Wednesday? That's almost a week!

Betsy: What, you expect us to fly back and forth to Hawaii in 2 days?

Jack Singer: Us? Already it's us.

Betsy: Oh don't be infantile. I'm trying to make the best of this.

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Jack Singer: Listen, Mahi, I don't have time for this horse shit.

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Mahi Mahi: [to Jack] Always remember to have good words come out of your mouth.

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