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Hold Me Thrill Me Kiss Me (1992)

R | | Comedy | 30 July 1993 (USA)
Eli is a burglar who is caught in the act by Twinkle, a crazy heiress who coerces him into a sexual relationship. Their violent break-up at the altar makes him a fugitive in search of a new... See full summary »

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Max Parrish ...
Eli / Bud / Fritz
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Dannie
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Twinkle
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Lucille
April Rayne ...
Sabra (as Andrea Naschak)
Bela Lehoczky ...
Laszlo
Ania Suli ...
Olga
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Mr. Jones
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Julio
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Pet Mortician
Joseph Anthony Richards ...
Duane
Martha Shaw ...
Social Security Clerk
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Braindead Biker
Mary Lanier ...
Lucille's Mother
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Justice of the Peace (as Bruce E. Morrow)
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Eli is a burglar who is caught in the act by Twinkle, a crazy heiress who coerces him into a sexual relationship. Their violent break-up at the altar makes him a fugitive in search of a new identity. He lands in a trashy trailer park where he touches the lives of several dysfunctional residents. Two of them are adult buxom woman, who's somewhat interested in Eli, and her young teen sister, who's still a virgin. The impressionable teen falls for Eli hard to which he reciprocates, so the kid decides to run away with him even if it means getting her big sister out of the way first. Written by <rth@ece.arizona.edu>

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A nympho. Her virgin sister. His psycho ex. Hiding from the cops was the easy part!

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Filmed in 18 days. See more »

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Laszlo: I have a dream! That all the mothers will die! Then I'll be free at last! Hallelujah, good God almighty, I'll be free at last!
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References How to Succeed with Girls (1964) See more »

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Calafia/Linda Mexicana
Performed by Marcos Loya
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Side-Splitting Sleaze
10 February 1999 | by (Seattle, WA) – See all my reviews

The director allegedly vowed to make the sleaziest movie he could as a condemnation of Hollywood. He succeeded admirably, but it feels more like homage to me.

Dialogue example: "I guess killing your sister, burying your dog, and losing your virginity all in one day is a lot for a girl."

I am not from the it's-so-bad-it's-good school of movie watching. "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes" or even "Faster Pussycat, Kill Kill" (which, by the way, is saluted in this film), has always been just too stoner-stupid for my taste. However, if you create off this concept, well. . .

This film is shot in the colors of sleaze--from Sabra's day-glow spandex to the hues of the trailer court. Everything is there to enhance the camp. This is side-spliting sleaze all the way. I mean, how about the scene where he takes Danni out to dinner with handcuffs on? Or, Sabra's come-on line, "down deep I'm a sensitive and vulnerable girl. Don't let my vibrators and dildos fool you."

Symbolism? How 'bout the Barbie dolls?

Inference with Import? How 'bout the scene where pink-spandexed Sabra walks Gus down the SPCA promenade of death? That'll make you give up topless bars and stroke mags, man.

Hidden treat? Buy the soundtrack. It'll fit nicely next to "Copulatin' Blues"

Weak link? Timmy Leary. The only acting he does effectively is playing dead.


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