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Charlie and Rachel run away from home to get married in Las Vegas. But they get attacked by a zombie who takes Rachel with him to hell, where she will become one of Satan's brides. Written by
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When they fall off the cliff near the end, the stunt mat is clearly visible at the bottom of the screen. See more »
Haven't you ever been in love?
I am darkness made visible. I am the Prince of Princes. I once basked in the light of God's love.
Then you must know how we feel.
I know how everyone feels.
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Brian Helgeland got some "help" (????) from the producers, I fear, and this movie seems sloppy and gory at times where it undoubtedly wasn't originally. Our favorite scenes are those with Patrick Bergin (the Devil) and Jarrett Lennon (his little apprentice) who have such sweet, charming rapport together, it's instantly forgettable that we're looking into Hell. THEIR acting is what makes this movie enjoyable, along with some pretty amazing special effects and some outrageously funny bits from some guest comedic actors.
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