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Frozen Assets (1992)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 23 October 1992 (USA)
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.




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Cast overview, first billed only:
Dr. Grace Murdock
Zach Shepard
Newton Patterson
Mrs. Patterson
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Gloria Camden ...
Gloria the Madam
Lewis Crandall
Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »




Release Date:

23 October 1992 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Banco de bebés  »


Box Office


$5,000,000 (estimated)

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Aspect Ratio:

1.85 : 1
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Did You Know?


Final film of Dal McKennon. See more »

Crazy Credits

Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »


References Sesame Street (1969) See more »


Give It All Up For Love
Music by Michael Tavera
Lyrics by Don Klein & Michael Alden
Performed by Phil Perry
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Have your Assets and Freeze them too!
14 November 2003 | by See all my reviews

You will laugh your assets off at the freezingly funny feature! Shelley Long (the original Ice Queen) and Corbin Bernsen (the original Ice Regent) are an asset of a pair of sperm-cross'd lovers in a small town where the men are men and the women are not. It's a kind of uplifting experience, but not recommended for those whose assets are hot, lukewarm, or just plain chilly. You just couldn't relate.

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