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Frozen Assets (1992)

 -  Comedy  -  23 October 1992 (USA)
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Cast

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Dr. Grace Murdock
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Zach Shepard
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Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman ...
Mrs. Patterson
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J.F. Hughes
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Zach Shepard's Mother
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McTaggert
Gloria Camden ...
Gloria the Madam
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Peaches
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Lewis Crandall
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Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
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Jomisha
John Bloom ...
Ed Walker
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Valentine
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Clarence
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »
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23 October 1992 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Banco de bebés  »

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$376,008 (USA)
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John Bloom's last film. See more »

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Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »

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References The Dick Van Dyke Show (1961) See more »

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Hearts On Fire
Written by Michael Tavera & Gary Falcone
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Frozen Assets? More like Luke-warm...
13 July 2004 | by (Leeds, England) – See all my reviews

I give this film a 4/10

This film isn't particularly terrible, or particularly great. Shelley Long & Corbin Bernsen do a passable job as the lead/romantic interest parts, Larry Miller plays an adequate funny man, though his mother in the movie (Dody Goodman) was great as his neurotic, doting mother. The general ambiance of the film is decent, though some of the dialogue is awkward, some of the scenes just feel out of place and it just kind of ambles along, giving a generally weak feeling as it goes.

I wouldn't recommend buying this film (though i do own a copy... rental store near me shut down), it's probably worth watching once if you ever spot it on television, there are a few genuinely funny moments to be had.


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