MOVIEmeter
SEE RANK
Up 8,364 this week

Frozen Assets (1992)

 -  Comedy  -  23 October 1992 (USA)
3.5
Your rating:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  
Ratings: 3.5/10 from 389 users  
Reviews: 10 user | 1 critic

A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

Director:

0Check in
0Share...

User Lists

Related lists from IMDb users

a list of 58 titles
created 12 Sep 2011
 
a list of 1427 titles
created 17 Sep 2011
 
a list of 1951 titles
created 23 Jun 2012
 
a list of 1620 titles
created 05 Jul 2012
 
a list of 40 titles
created 6 months ago
 

Related Items

Search for "Frozen Assets" on Amazon.com

Connect with IMDb


Share this Rating

Title: Frozen Assets (1992)

Frozen Assets (1992) on IMDb 3.5/10

Want to share IMDb's rating on your own site? Use the HTML below.

Take The Quiz!

Test your knowledge of Frozen Assets.
Learn more

People who liked this also liked... 

Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6/10 X  

Lauren and Sandy are total opposites who end up in the same acting class and who don't know they are sharing a lover. When he disappears under mysterious circumstances they refuse to ... See full summary »

Director: Arthur Hiller
Stars: Shelley Long, Bette Midler, Peter Coyote
The Promise of Love (TV Movie 1980)
Drama | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.1/10 X  

A woman who gave up college to marry her Marine boyfriend becomes a widow soon after her husband is sent to Vietnam.

Director: Don Taylor
Stars: Valerie Bertinelli, Jameson Parker, Andy Romano
Fatal Memories (TV Movie 1992)
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.3/10 X  

Fact based story about a woman who after 20 years starts having memories of her own molestation by her father and the murder of one of her childhood playmates by him.

Director: Daryl Duke
Stars: Shelley Long, Helen Shaver, David McIlwraith
Adventure | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.3/10 X  

As Phyllis, a Beverly Hills housewife, is in the middle of a divorce, she tries to find focus in her life by taking over her daughter Hannah's Wilderness Girl troop. Among the girls are ... See full summary »

Director: Jeff Kanew
Stars: Shelley Long, Craig T. Nelson, Betty Thomas
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6/10 X  

Harvard in the 1960's: a time of social upheaval and student unrest. Three students bond together, challenge the system and begin to lose their ideals.

Director: Rob Cohen
Stars: Brad Davis, Karen Allen, Jameson Parker
Comedy | Drama | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 5.7/10 X  

Alternating between the past and the present, a precocious little girl sues her selfish, career-driven parents for emancipation, surprising them both.

Director: Charles Shyer
Stars: Ryan O'Neal, Shelley Long, Drew Barrymore
A Message from Holly (TV Movie 1992)
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.2/10 X  

Kate is a high-powered, workaholic executive who discreetly takes time off from her work to live with her artist friend Holly, who reveals she has terminal cancer which leaves her with only... See full summary »

Director: Rod Holcomb
Stars: Lindsay Wagner, Shelley Long, Cotter Smith
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 -/10 X  

When Michael Wiseman finds himself thrown out of his wealthy Toronto family home for abusing drugs, he proceeds to fall into a lonely, drug-laden personal nightmare accompanied by a sleazy drug dealer and a hooker from Parry Sound.

Director: Stuart Clarfield
Stars: Jay Ould, Shelley Long, Alan Powell
Drama
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.4/10 X  

A woman who suffers from multiple personality disorder is found during therapy to have suffered child abuse in this fact-based story.

Director: Lamont Johnson
Stars: Shelley Long, Tom Conti, Tiffany Ballenger
Good Advice (1993–1994)
Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 7.6/10 X  

Marriage counselor Susan DeRuzza winds up sharing office space with divorce attorney Jack Harold and sparks fly.

Stars: Shelley Long, Treat Williams, Ross Malinger
Frozen Assets (1933)
Short | Comedy
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 4.7/10 X  
Director: Harry Edwards
Stars: Andy Clyde, Eddie Phillips, Cecilia Parker
Kelly Kelly (TV Series 1998)
Comedy | Romance
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 6.9/10 X  

Kelly, the head of the English Department accidentally falls off a ledge and gets caught by a fireman named Doug Kelly. As she meets his children she has trouble being accepted by the ... See full summary »

Stars: Shelley Long, Robert Hays, Ashley Johnson
Edit

Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
...
Dr. Grace Murdock
...
Zach Shepard
...
Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman ...
Mrs. Patterson
...
J.F. Hughes
...
Zach Shepard's Mother
...
McTaggert
Gloria Camden ...
Gloria the Madam
...
Peaches
...
Lewis Crandall
...
Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
...
Jomisha
John Bloom ...
Ed Walker
...
Valentine
...
Clarence
Edit

Storyline

A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

Plot Summary | Add Synopsis

Genres:

Comedy

Motion Picture Rating (MPAA)

Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »
Edit

Details

Country:

Language:

Release Date:

23 October 1992 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Banco de bebés  »

Box Office

Gross:

$376,008 (USA)
 »

Company Credits

Production Co:

 »
Show detailed on  »

Technical Specs

Runtime:

Sound Mix:

Color:

See  »
Edit

Did You Know?

Trivia

John Bloom's last film. See more »

Crazy Credits

Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »

Connections

References Sesame Street (1969) See more »

Soundtracks

Shake You Up
Written by Michael Tavera & Billy Martin
See more »

Frequently Asked Questions

This FAQ is empty. Add the first question.

User Reviews

I must say though as bad as the movie is I laughed.
9 December 2004 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

In 1992 this was the first movie that I worked in as a background artist. As Corbin Bernsen blew take after take and could not remember his lines or keep them consistent I could tell this film was not destined for greatness. I must say though as bad as the movie was I did find myself chuckling at some of the humour. My father wanted to leave the movie theater after my scene was over but I convinced him to stay to see it through. Soon I will finally own a copy of this film on VHS, all the local Oregon video stores have reported their copies missing or "stolen". Probably by other Oregonians who were in the movie and didn't want it to be seen by the masses.


5 of 9 people found this review helpful.  Was this review helpful to you?

Message Boards

Recent Posts
Horrible Movie... strussjd
Discuss Frozen Assets (1992) on the IMDb message boards »

Contribute to This Page

Create a character page for:
?