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Frozen Assets (1992)

PG-13 | | Comedy | 23 October 1992 (USA)
A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Dr. Grace Murdock
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Zach Shepard
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Newton Patterson
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Mrs. Patterson
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J.F. Hughes
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Zach Shepard's Mother
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McTaggert
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Gloria the Madam
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Peaches
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Lewis Crandall
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Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
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Jomisha
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Ed Walker
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Valentine
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Clarence

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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »
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23 October 1992 (USA)  »

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Banco de bebés  »

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$376,008 (USA)
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John Bloom's last film. See more »

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Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »

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Featured in Siskel & Ebert: The Worst Films of 1992 (1993) See more »

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The Happiest Man
Written by Michael Tavera & Bill Martin
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Like a train wreck, you can't take your eyes away
16 April 2005 | by (Boston) – See all my reviews

This has to be in the running for the worst movie of all time. My roommate and I just watched it, but don't know why; it was so painful. I wonder some times how movies like this make it in Hollywood. I honestly cannot think of a worse movie. Shelly Long sucks so bad in this movie that it makes her work in "Troop Beverly Hills" look like Oscar material. The chemistry between Corbin Bersen and Shelly Long was reminiscent of that time on Mister Wizard's World when he blew up his lab. And what was with Larry Miller??? Really, come on, people. Everything about this movie sucked, even the lighting! We will never be able to get back the last hour and a half of our life...never!


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