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Frozen Assets (1992)

 -  Comedy  -  23 October 1992 (USA)
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Dr. Grace Murdock
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Zach Shepard
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Newton Patterson
Dody Goodman ...
Mrs. Patterson
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J.F. Hughes
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Zach Shepard's Mother
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McTaggert
Gloria Camden ...
Gloria the Madam
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Peaches
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Lewis Crandall
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Bobby Murdock (as John Mallory Asher)
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Jomisha
John Bloom ...
Ed Walker
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Valentine
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Clarence
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A man is hired to run a bank which turns out to be a sperm bank.

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Rated PG-13 for sex-related elements | See all certifications »
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23 October 1992 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Banco de bebés  »

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$376,008 (USA)
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Final film of Dal McKennon. See more »

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Dedicated to the memory of my father Leonard Klein (1916-1960). See more »

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Featured in Siskel & Ebert: Worst of '92 (1993) See more »

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Shake You Up
Written by Michael Tavera & Billy Martin
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Have your Assets and Freeze them too!
14 November 2003 | by (pfg) – See all my reviews

You will laugh your assets off at the freezingly funny feature! Shelley Long (the original Ice Queen) and Corbin Bernsen (the original Ice Regent) are an asset of a pair of sperm-cross'd lovers in a small town where the men are men and the women are not. It's a kind of uplifting experience, but not recommended for those whose assets are hot, lukewarm, or just plain chilly. You just couldn't relate.


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