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Fairies Wear Boots., 19 December 2010
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dunmore_ego from Los Angeles, California
A corporation is logging the Australian Ferngully rainforest - and the
fairies don't like it!
So... conserving rainforests is not to preserve the complex ecosystem
and therefore the delicate balance of life on Earth itself. No - it's
so FAIRIES will have a place to live.
The film is dedicated to: "Our Children and Our Children's' Children."
FERNGULLY: THE LAST RAINFOREST follows sexy, half-naked, winged, tramp
sprite Chrysta (voiced by Samantha Mathis), as she discovers humans in
the forest, doing something unthinkable - wearing clothes. And cutting
down trees. We are led to believe the humans are killing trees for no
reason, but - without advocating senseless destruction - logging is
done for a number of reasons, none of which is specifically so that
fairies go homeless.
That is the first un-brained message that our children and our
children's' children can get confused over in this animated film. (Note
that the industrial society that performs the logging is providing jobs
and domestic product, which feed and clothe the very same children's'
children this movie is preaching to.)
Chrysta's magic old witch friend (voice of Grace Zabriskie) once
entrapped an evil spirit called Hexus (Tim Curry) in one of the trees.
The logging people unwittingly free Hexus by cutting down his
imprisoning tree. (I really shouldn't go into the nonsense behind a
metaphysical prison being breached by physical means.)
Hexus then possesses the big logging machine, so it can be
anthropomorphized into a snarling beast. And working for that beast,
the representatives of humanity - two bucktoothed layabouts who drive
the logger and a big blond American idiot, Zak (Jonathan Ward), with
arms more muscle-bound than his brain even, whose menial job is to
spraypaint the trees scheduled for the axe.
And the headlines read: BIG BLOND American IDIOT SHRUNK TO FAIRY SIZE.
(Although film is made by Australian production companies, and although
Zak's license says he lives in Byron Bay, Australia, Zak's accent,
demeanor and provincial arrogance dub him unmistakably American.)
Through a magic spell, Zak becomes as tiny as Chrysta and shares his
ignorant human perspectives with the forest sprites, who teach him how
to become more forest and less technology. Which is kinda futile,
because Zak in no way represents humanity OR corporate interests - I
shudder to think that this blond bell-end supposedly speaks for ME. Or
anyone with more brain than brawn.
Zak infuriates Chrysta's fairy boyfriend (Christian Slater) by trying
to get naked with her, then makes us question how he could harbor those
desires when he starts singing nature songs like a fairy, as he is
gradually propagandized into a tree hugger. Very noble an' all, but
even though he helps grind the Bad Machine to a stop, having his eyes
opened to the ways of the woods won't stop deforestation. He is a
bottom-rung day-laborer. He has no say in the corporation sending
another Bad Machine to replace the one he wrecked. He'll be fired and
the logging will continue unabated.
Robin Williams voices Batty, a bat who escaped an experimental lab
(forever burdened with an antenna stuck in his ear), who helps the
fairies with his usual flap-yapping Williams shtick.
And then the worst crime of all - magic. Final scenes of FERNGULLY show
a denuded forest being regrown in minutes through the fairy witch's
magic - which undermines the movie's entire message. If our children's'
children see a rainforest grown from nothing in minutes, how are they
ever going to appreciate it as something precious and rare and hard to
regenerate? If a rainforest can be grown instantaneously through Magic,
well, why the hell NOT tear it down for homes for the homeless and
creating jobs for the economy and then re-grow another one like in the
movie?
And the headlines read: FAIRIES MAGICALLY REGROW FOREST IN MINUTES.
LOGGING CORP REJOICES - MORE TREES INSTANTANEOUSLY! MORE JOBS! MORE
LOGGING!
Moral: As long as magic fairies are so militant about keeping their
homes, we'll always have rainforests.
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