Memorable quotes for
Encino Man (1992) More at IMDbPro »

Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?
Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...
Dave: [finishing the phrase] ... jor.
Stoney: 18-inch bi's - mine are only 4...
Dave: ...besides that.
Stoney: He walks like this, right?.
[struts in a manly fashion]
Stoney: Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.
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Link: Weeze the juice!
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Stoney: Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!
Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.
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Dave: He melted...
Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.
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Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.
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Stoney: Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.
Dave: You don't understand; we have history.
Stoney: Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man.
Dave: She hadn't hit babehood yet!
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Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?
Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.
Dave: God, you can't do that to me.
[looking more closely at Link]
Dave: What's on his Nose?
Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.
Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?
Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.
Dave: They are?
Stoney: Unh-huh!
Dave: Oh, cool!
Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...
Stoney, Link: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!
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Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.
Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.
Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.
Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.
Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...
Stoney: [howls twice]
Stoney: We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!
Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!
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Raji: No weezing the ju-uice!
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[repeated line]
Stoney: Meat group!
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Dave, and Stoney: [after Link enters the Drivers seat of the Student Driver Car] Oh God, Rad Mobile!
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[repeated line]
Stoney: Bud-dy!
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Stoney: If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.
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Stoney: [a car horn is heard] Your parents!
Dave: My parents!
Link: AHH!
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Dave: The only thing you ever cared about Stoney was nugs, chillin' and grindage.
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