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Encino Man (1992) Poster

(1992)

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Raji: No weezing the ju-uice!

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Stoney: If you're edged 'cause I'm weazin all your grindage, just chill. 'Cause if I had the whole brady bunch thing happenin' at my pad, I'd go grind over there, so dont tax my gig so hard-core cruster.

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Stoney: Um, Robyn Sweeney, bro? She's not going to the prom with you, man. I wish she would, but she's really not.

Dave: What are you talking about? Robyn Sweeney is mine. She's become a major babe, and she loves me.

Stoney: She finds you crusty, Dave.

Dave: I'll convince her! She'll see the truth.

Stoney: The truth is bro, life's about greasing the 'do back, buddy, and wheezin' on the buff-fest, man. High school was interesting, alright? It was kinda like a harsh ride. Ah, ah...

Stoney: [howls twice]

Stoney: We're going on to bigger and better things, buddy!

Dave: Stoney, I am on to bigger and better things!

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[repeated line]

Stoney: Meat group!

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Dave: The only thing you ever cared about Stoney was nugs, chillin' and grindage.

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[repeated line]

Stoney: Bud-dy!

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Stoney: [a car horn is heard] Your parents!

Dave: My parents!

Link: AHH!

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Matt Wilson: Robyn wouldn't piss on your gums if your teeth were on fire.

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Link: Betty nugs.

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Link: Weeze the juice!

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Dave: Matt Wilson? I mean, what a jerk! What does she see in him, anyway?

Stoney: Well, he's got the buff spikes chillin' on top of his melon, obviously, right?, - dude, he's checking her cheeks! oh oh! - he's got the serious beak, and his own personal holding company full of fundage, bro, that he weases off of ma... ma...

Dave: [finishing the phrase] ... jor.

Stoney: 18-inch bi's - mine are only 4...

Dave: ...besides that.

Stoney: He walks like this, right?.

[struts in a manly fashion]

Stoney: Just like this, right? The nugs fully loose.

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Stoney: Look, Dave, you're gonna have to just mellow out, bro, on this whole Robyn thing, she always shines you.

Dave: You don't understand; we have history.

Stoney: Hey, you had history: pre-freshman history. Could've had her back then, man.

Dave: She hadn't hit babehood yet!

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Dave: Stop! Stop, where did you go? You just took off after school. Do you know how worried I've been?

Stoney: God, Dave, you sound like my Mom.

Dave: God, you can't do that to me.

[looking more closely at Link]

Dave: What's on his Nose?

Stoney: Ya know what, Dave, just Chill, 'cause you know why? Link and I had a Stoney time at the Mountain.

Dave: You took him to Mega Mountain? Are you crazy?

Stoney: Yeah, 'cause they're ridin' The Vapor in reverse.

Dave: They are?

Stoney: Unh-huh!

Dave: Oh, cool!

Link: Check out Fresh Nugs, wheezin' the juice...

StoneyLink: [howling together] Oooooooowwwwww! Bud-dy!

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Dave, and Stoney: [after Link enters the Drivers seat of the Student Driver Car] Oh God, Rad Mobile!

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Stoney: Far too much responsibility for me, anyways, I'm already popular!

Dave: Yeah, you travel in large groups of one, Stoney.

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Dave: He melted...

Stoney: Dave, it wasn't meant to happen. Come on, I'll go buy you some Ho-Ho's.

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Stoney: I hope he doesn't gnaw on our beaks.

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Stoney: I'm not a geek, I'm a unique weasel.

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