Dr. Giggles (1992)
Doctor Evan Rendell: Time to do what doctors do best.
[pulls out a golf club]
[while using the stomach pump on Tamara]
Doctor Evan Rendell: I know. It sucks.
Doctor Evan Rendell: [after being electrocuted] I don't feel well.
[Jennifer holds up two large sharp weapons]
Jennifer: Take two and call me in the morning!
[stabs the Doctor]
Doctor Evan Rendell: Is there a doctor in the house?
[falls over and dies]
Doctor Evan Rendell: If you think that's bad, wait until you get my bill.
Officer Joe Reitz: DONT MOVE!
Doctor Evan Rendell: I don't believe you had an appointment.
Officer Joe Reitz: GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM HER!
Doctor Evan Rendell: Have a heart.
[throws a heart at him]
[Watching a boy play Dr. Mario]
Doctor Evan Rendell: Terminal.
Doctor Evan Rendell: [in bed] I hope you have protection.
[Pulls out scalpel and giggles. Boy screams]
Doctor Evan Rendell: Get ready to take your medicine, Moorehigh. The doctor is in.
Doctor Evan Rendell: All that fat, all that sugar. We got to start taking better care of ourselves. Remember, we are what we eat. They have a saying: what goes down must come up.
Officer Hank Magruder: You owe me 35 years of sleep, you sick son of a bitch.
Doctor Evan Rendell: Jennifer, it's time to take your medicine.
Jennifer: Take some of your own medicine.
[Dr. Rendell listens to Jennifer's heart with his stethoscope]
Doctor Evan Rendell: Well, it's broken.
Jennifer: You know what they say: an apple a day keeps the doctor away.
Officer Hank Magruder: Our town has a doctor and his name is Rendell / Stay away from his house, 'cause he's a doctor from hell / He chopped up his patients, every last one / And cut out their hearts purely for fun / So if you're from Moorehigh and you should get sick / then fall on your knees and pray you die quick. Don't go chasing nursery rhymes, Reitz.
Doctor Evan Rendell: [on an answering machine] Hello. This is your new doctor, and I'm standing right behind you.
Doctor Evan Rendell: [after Dr. Chamberlain stabs him in the leg with a pair of scissors to defend Jennifer] That is very unprofessional of you, doctor.
Tom Campbell: [lying on the floor, heavily wounded and in pain] Doctor...
Officer Joe Reitz: I'm calling the hospital now.
Tom Campbell: No... no... a doctor... did... this.