A Florida con man uses the passing of the long time Congressman from his district who he just happens to share a name with, to get elected to his version of paradise, Congress, where the money flows from lobbyists. But soon he learns the nature of the game and decides to fight back the only way he knows how, with a con. Written by
Craig D. Barker <firstname.lastname@example.org>
From con man to congressman
Did You Know?
Johnson quotes several Presidents of the United States (as well as a few other American historical figures including "Live Free or Die" from Revolutionary War General John Stark) during his run for Congress speech. "We have nothing to fear but fear itself" Franklin D. Roosevelt
; "Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country" John F. Kennedy
; and "Read My Lips" George Bush
(George H.W. Bush, #41). See more
When the Congressmen are out in the field hunting, they spot a flock of geese and commence firing. However, even though we hear the sound of multiple rapid gunfire, none of the weapons (M16s) have any fire spitting from the barrels, nor do any spent cartridges eject. See more
Now the question is, can we get the shit back into the horse?
Referenced in Tosh.0: Phil Davison
Written by John Philip Sousa See more