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An off-screen narrator, Mort Golden, takes us back to winter around 1975, the year he was 21. He and his two buddies, Tim and Danny, have a fateful trip over the bridge from Detroit into Canada. The three of them are going nowhere in life, although Mort has thoughts of being a writer, while his mom wants him to go to college. He and his pals contemplate making a quick fortune transporting drugs over the border in their beat-up Buick, "the war wagon." Mort's also hopelessly in love with a girl he dated briefly a couple years before. With border inspectors, Tim's temper, and Danny's bottled up emotions, is there any way this can end well? Written by
This trite piece of tripe was all poppycock. The acting could be called contrived if the blame didn't rest so hard on the shoulders of the writing. Could the creator of The Mind of the Married Man have really made this? I say pass on this and make a move for Sharky's Machine, if you're a real man.
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