Così fan tutte (1992)
Paolo: [Paolo and Diana are in bed] What are you doing?
Diana: I'm raping you! I'm raping you!
Paolo: [alarm clock rings] It's eight o'clock! You'll have to rape me later!
Diana: Hey, your diet, Antonietta!
Antonietta: Like the lady said, everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening!
Diana: What if you get knocked up?
Antonietta: Oh, come on, there's no danger! It's simple, I use the most natural of methods. I just take it here!
[Points her behind]