Class Act (1992)
Blade: See, the way I look at it is if you gonna be Blade Brown, you gotta know where Blade Brown comes from, you know what I'm sayin'?
Duncan: I thought you crawled out from under a rock.
[while dissecting frogs in biology class]
Wedge: Damita! I thought you were gonna play with MY frog?
Damita: Your frog ain't jumpin' in my direction!
Damita: There's a new tadpole in town.
Blade's Mother: What is that?
Blade's Mother: That.
Blade's Mother: That?
Blade's Mother: That!
Blade: It's a flower!
Popsicle: You're not my man. You're not my man. You're a genius.
[Blade is trying to teach Duncan how to talk slang]
Duncan: Did you hear me? I said that was stupid.
Blade: Did you hear me? I said, "Thanks."
Duncan: Are you deaf?
Blade: [misunderstood as "def"] Man, I'm the defest brotha on this block!
Duncan: YOU'RE deaf?
Blade: [still misunderstood as "def"] That's right.
Duncan: [turns head] I think Blade Brown is the biggest asshole on the planet.
[Blade smacks Duncan upside the head]
Duncan: Hey! You're not deaf!
Duncan's Mom: Dear what's the matter?
Duncan's Dad: Julie, have you ever wondered about our son's sexual... preference?
Duncan's Mom: Hee... You know, I never really was aware that he had one.
[Both laugh together]
Blade: [Blade pulls off his gold tooth cap] Here, take this.
Duncan: That's not hygienic!
Blade: I'll give you hygienic! Take it!
Duncan: [Duncan puts gold tooth cap on] Oh yeah, fits like a charm.
Blade: Only one more thing we got to take care of.
Duncan: What's that?
Blade: [Blade points to Duncan's hair] That.