Chopper Chicks in Zombietown (1989)
Ralph Willum: I'll tell you a secret. I didn't do it for science. And I didn't do it for glory. I'M JUST MEAN!
Lance: Blind kids, a midget, dykes on bikes... we could start a side-show!
Donny: Jeez, Dad, maybe if you don't eat anybody, nobody'll notice you're a zombie.
Ralph Willum: What's the Bob motto?
Bob: If God had...
Ralph Willum: I can't hear you!
Bob: If GOD had wanted me to be like normal people, he would have made me look like normal people...
[Bob Willum and a grieving widow are at a grave]
Ralph Willum: Dearly beloved we are gathered...
[He notices sand leaking out of the coffin, as it is devoid of the corpse]
Ralph Willum: Well... what the fuck, why dwell on it?