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Carry on Columbus (1992)

Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a ... See full summary »

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Christopher Columbus believes he can find an alternative route to the far East and persuades the King and Queen of Spain to finance his expedition. But the Sultan of Turkey, who makes a great deal of money through taxing the merchants who have to pass through his country on the current route, sends his best spy, Fatima, to wreck the trip. Written by Rhino <rhino@blueyonder.co.uk>

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One of the few films in the series to use the title of the film in the dialogue. See more »

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Don Juan Diego: Here, we just had a leak in the hold.
Bart Columbus: Oh did you? Well next time do it over the side!
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Follows Carry on Dick (1974) See more »

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CARRY ON COLUMBUS
Written and Produced by Malcolm McLaren and Leigh Gorman (as Lee Gorman)
Performed by Jayne Collins and Debbie Holmes
Published by Chrysalis Music/Warner Chappell Music/Island World Music
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Columbus wants to find gold but there's no gold in this stinker.
12 February 2011 | by (Edinburgh.) – See all my reviews

Well, what can I say? Where to begin? I remember the reviews describing this movie as a stinker back when it was released almost 20 years ago and I'm pretty sure that I agreed with those reviews when I saw it way back then but now, after seeing every other Carry On movie in the series, it just seems even worse.

Gerald Thomas directs once again and that's one plus point. Not that his direction is any good, god rest his soul, but it's nice to see the man who helmed the first picture in the series being there right to the very end. The fact that the end should have been about three or four movies prior to this one is a different matter altogether.

Jim Dale is Columbus, embarking on a journey that I really can't even be bothered to explain, and the rest of the cast is filled out by more modern UK comedy faces and a couple of the old guard (Jack Douglas is here, as is Bernard Cribbins and Jon Pertwee, and June Whitfield pops up for a couple of scenes alongside Leslie Phillips). We have Keith Allen, Alexei Sayle, Rik Mayall and Nigel Planer in one scene, Julian Clary, Richard Wilson, Maureen Lipman and Sara Crowe. Larry Miller and Charles Fleischer also pop up, doing quite well with what poor material they're given.

The whole thing feels a bit like listening to your uncle's well-worn seasonal gags every Christmas. There's that familiarity and you have that longing to like what's about to be delivered to you but the end result is so poor and so unoriginal that the best you can do is to make your groan sound like a good-humoured one. A number of gags are lifted from earlier, better Carry On movies (while it's nice to see the earlier films references it just adds to the feeling of this movie being one big stinker when the older gags don't play as well here as they did elsewhere) and the performances all border on the irritating.

In fact, it's just sad to watch the old favourites go through the motions and my heart went out to the wonderful Jim Dale, who just looked a bit tired and unenthusiastic throughout.

The fact that the whole thing seems to have been filmed on a limited number of sets and the delivery of the dialogue is akin to something you could hear from any school play also doesn't help to endear this one to either fans of the series or newcomers expecting some comedy emulating a hit style from yesteryear.


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