Blown Away (1993 TV Movie)
Cy: You know, Megan, you're turning into the same lying slut your mother was.
Megan: Listen, there's this party tonight.
Rich: Sweet 16?
Megan: Does this look like the body of a 16-year-old?
Rich: I have plans.
Megan: Well change 'em.
Wes: I wanna do something with my life. I don't wanna be a fuck-up like you.
[Wes has a gun on Megan]
Megan: What are you gonna do to me?
Wes: I don't know. What *should* I do to a lying, murdering *bitch* like you?
Wes: Why don't we start by having you take your clothes off?
Rich: [to Megan, regarding the large stuffed animal covering her naked body] Nice duck.
Megan: [to Rich, worried about his performance after sex] Don't worry, it was good, but...
[cigarette in hand]
Megan: Great sex is when you love someone so much, it's like you're addicted to the strongest drug in the world.
Cy: [upon learning that daughter's boyfriend works at his ski resort] I assume you're doing a good job?
Rich: Yes, Sir, I am! Trying to save up enough money to go to college. The pay isn't that good...
Cy: Yeah, but the fringe benefits are pretty good though, aren't they?
Rich: [winks at Megan] Yes, Sir, they are.
Cy: [softly] Do they include my daughter?
Megan: [shocked] Dad!
Rich: [unsure] Sir?
Cy: I'm only kidding, honey. Rich knew I was joking, didn't you?
Rich: [uneasily] Absolutely.
Cy: I'd like to make something very clear before we continue this bullshit banter here. I love my daughter, more than anything in the world, she's all I have. You hurt her, I'll choke you to death with your own intestines. Got that?
Rich: Yes, Sir!
Wes: [to Darla as they observe Rich and Megan making out] Do you know the Heimlich maneuver by chance? Because if they keep doing that with their tongues, one of them is definitely gonna choke.
Wes: Don't leave, I'm popping a chubby here.
Wes: [while they're playing squash] You know she's seventeen, don't you?
Rich: I had no idea. When I saw her, my brain went south.
Wes: Gonna see her again?
Rich: Don't know. And it's none of your business.
Wes: Seventeen, a warped age. They screw like bunnies. But... she'll mess with your mind, man.
Rich: Philosophy from a guy who'd screw a snake, if someone held its head.
Wes: Screwing and infatuation are worlds apart, Rich. The one I'm warning you about is the most dangerous brain disease known to man.
Wes: But then again, I guess we don't have to worry, because you don't have a brain, and you're certainly not a real man.
Rich: [taking this in, uncertain] Play ball, man.