Beyond the Law (1993)

Charlie Sheen: Saxon

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Quotes 

• Bogus Charlie : Something else my grandfather told me. What a true apache had to do, when surrounded, and out-numbered by crazy white men with guns.

  Dan Saxon : What's that?

  Bogus Charlie : Give the fuck up!

• Virgil : You're not dirty enough. You're not crazy enough.

  Dan Saxon : I'm getting really fucking tired of hearing you say that.

  Virgil : Yeah? Well being tired is a lot better than being dead, man.

• Dan Saxon : He saved my life.

  Renee : He saved Sid's life. Can you even tell the difference anymore?

• Blood : [to Dan]  Sid, you're either the dumbest fucker I ever met in my life, or you got the balls of an elephant. Which is it?

  Dan Saxon : You pick.

  Blood : That's exactly what I'm going to do.

• Dan Saxon : Are you calling me a liar?

  Oatmeal : I'm calling you worse than a liar. I'm saying the Pythons are a sissy ass club. And you are a chicken shit dog motherfucker.

• Virgil : Hellooo Dude! Whatdya think of my new wheels?

  Dan Saxon : You UGLY prick!

• Blood : [as Dan is confronting Oatmeal]  You hit him and I'll blow your mother-fuckin' brains out.

  Dan Saxon : Nobody lives forever.

  Blood : That's a fact.

• [first lines] 

  Dan Saxon : [to his turtle]  Good morning, Harold. You still alive?

• Conroy Price : Does this turtle ever move?

  Dan Saxon : What do you want, Price?

• Conroy Price : You can forget the jokes; I have no sense of humour. I never had. I tried several times to develop one. Even took a workshop, but it didn't work. Put quite simply: nothing is funny to me.

  Dan Saxon : That's funny.