Bebe's Kids (1992)

Myra J.: Dorothea

Quotes 

• Robin Harris : Your mama's so old, she was there the first day of slavery.

  Dorothea : Your mama's so old, she older than your grandmama.

  Robin Harris : Your mama's so fat, she own both sides of the family.

  Dorothea : That's okay. Your mama's so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

  Robin Harris : Your mama's so dumb, they told her it was chilly outside, she went inside and got a bowl.

  Robin Harris : Come on, baby. Let's get out of here.

  Jamika : I think it's time to flush and leave.

  Dorothea : You can have him. I don't have a problem getting a man.

  Jamika : Well, girlfriend. Here's some lotion for your ashy ankles. That'll make it even easier.

  Dorothea : That's okay. Your mama's so country, she got an elevator, thought it was a mobile home.

  Vivian : You know what that was all about, right? He still loves you.

• Dorothea : No wonder we're not getting anywhere! Get some of this food off the boat!

  Vivian : But I need it to live!

• Dorothea : I got bags big enough under my eyes to carry fifty dollars worth of groceries.