Akira Kamiya: Kyusaku Natsume
Quotes
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[Kyusaku stares grimly at the charred fish Akiko cooked]
Natsume Akiko : I had to cook the fish a lot to make sure it was dead.
[Kyusaku glances over to the natto covered in ketchup]
Natsume Kyusaku : Cooking's not the same as murder! And you don't need to put ketchup on natto.
Nuku-Nuku : [opens the rice cooker] Look at this! The rice is perfect. I even smell a hint of lemon.
[beat]
Nuku-Nuku : Why do I smell lemon?
Natsume Kyusaku : What did you use to wash the rice?
Natsume Akiko : I washed the rice with lemon-scented dish soap.
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[Akiko shoots at Kyusaku with a tank, and Kyusaku produces a futuristic-looking rifle]
Natsume Kyusaku : Nuku-Nuku, you don't need to hold back. I want you to use this.
Nuku-Nuku : What's that?
Natsume Kyusaku : It's a custom-engineered accessory, that means only you can use it, Nuku-Nuku.
Nuku-Nuku : I can't do mean things to Mama-san anymore.
Natsume Kyusaku : I see, I'm sorry. I usually treat you like a human being, but sometimes I treat you like a machine. Now then...
[whips out a small Nuku-Nuku doll]
Nuku-Nuku : What's that?
Natsume Kyusaku : It's a compact Nuku-Nuku, which I call "Chibi Nuku". I made it for just such an emergency.
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Natsume Kyusaku : Ryunosuke! Are you finished peeing yet?
Natsume Ryunosuke : [muttering] Geez, he's not class at all.
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[Kyusaku accidently burns Nuku-Nuku's hand with a lit cigarette]
Natsume Kyusaku : Nuku-Nuku... that's hot.
Nuku-Nuku : Ah!
[both giggle]
Nuku-Nuku : [very loudly] Hooooot! Was that right?
Natsume Kyusaku : Yeah, yeah, yeah.
