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3 Ninjas (1992) More at IMDbPro »

Fester: Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.
Marcus: Dude!
Fester: None of that green stuff.
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Marcus: Radical!
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Hammer: Dude!
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Fester: [aiming gun at clerk] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.
[Pager goes off]
Fester: Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?
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[Grandpa is giving the boys names]
Tum Tum: Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
Colt: How about Super Dork?
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Fester: Hey dude, what time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.
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Fester: This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.
Hammer: Yeah I never got a pizza on a robbery.
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Fester: Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!
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Rocky: We should run.
Tum Tum: We should hide.
Colt: We should kick their butts!
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Colt: I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.
Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.
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Fester: Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?
Hammer: Rather do Laurie.
Fester: Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?
Hammer: Tanya Roberts, dude.
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Fester: Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
Hammer: What time is it?
Fester: I dunno, anybody got a watch?
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Fester: Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.
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Fester: I say we kill those little boogers!
Hammer: But like, I thought we wanted them alive.
Fester: I want *us* alive, dude!
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Grandpa: Remember, never fight unless you're sure you can win.
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Hugo Snyder: God, I love being a bad guy.
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Grandpa: I hate pizza.
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Fester: Seems that providence has shined her light upon us boys. It's pizza time.
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Grandpa: Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win?
Colt: And lesson two?
Grandpa: Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!
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Colt: Oh no, robbers!
Hammer: Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.
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Fester: Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!
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Hugo Snyder: Am I a nice guy or what?
Colt: You're a geek.
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Fester: We got those little dudes now, Dudes.
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Rocky: Grandpa is a Ninja. He will come.
Tum Tum: I don't care who he is as long as he brings us something to eat.
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Rocky: Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment.
Colt: Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?
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Brown: Festin, don't screw this up or we'll have to kill ya.
Fester: Bummer.
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Tum Tum: We almost had you!
Grandpa: Had me? Oh Michael.
Tum Tum: What?
Grandpa: If I hadn't have stopped the car, you would've been called 'Pancake' by now.
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Jessica Douglas: If you think being a Ninja's hard work, try being a mom.
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Store Owner: Hey amigos, this is no Library you buy or you go.
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Grandpa: Colt, what is a ninja?
Colt: A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.
Rocky: A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline.
Tum Tum: A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.
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Babysitter: Who is it?
Fester: Pizza, ma'am.
Babysitter: We didn't order any pizza!
Fester: Uh, some kids called. Yeah, and if you don't pay, we'll, uh, we'll T.P. your house.
The Dudes: [shove pizza in Babysitter's face] Surprise!
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Fester: First we feast. Then we Felony!
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Tum Tum, Colt: Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y!
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Hugo Snyder: They're just kids. KIDS! I want them found NOW! Or I'll tear out your liver!
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Fester: [while eating the pizza they stole] Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing.
Hammer: They're probably pretty nice kids.
Colt: [scene cuts] Where are all the weapons? The sling-shot, the knife throwers?
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Fester: Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day. And those little dudes are ours. Slurpee?
Hammer: Radical!
Fester: Slurpee?
Marcus: Dude!
Fester: We're outta here.
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Tum Tum: [Emily nearly drinks a spiked soda] No, no, no, that's diarrhea.
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