Red Dwarf (1992 TV Movie)
Rimmer: Hey. What's that streaky blue missile thing that's heading towards us?
Holly: Hang on, I'll just check my data bank. Apparently it's a streaky blue missile thing and it's heading towards us. AWOOGA! AWOOGA!
Kryten: He evolved from cats, sir, just as your distant ancestors once swung from trees.
Arnold Rimmer: Ancestors? His grandparents swung from trees.
Dave Lister: How long have I been in stasis, Holly?
Holly: Well I couldn't let you out until the radiation died down to a safe level. Really, you're gonna laugh.
Dave Lister: [exasperated] How long?
Holly: Just under three million years.
Dave Lister: [in shock then pauses contemplatively] My baseball cards must be worth a fortune!
Dave Lister: What's it feel like?
Arnold Rimmer: Death?
Dave Lister: Yeah.
Arnold Rimmer: It's like being at an Amish bachelor party.