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(1992–1993)

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[Attempting to tell Blanche that she's too old to have a baby]

Rose: [to Blanche] ...I mean, don't you think that ship has sailed?

Sophia: That ship has sunk!

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Blanche: Now, if you don't mind, I'm going to slip into something that will make me look my best.

Rose: May I suggest a time machine?

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Blanche: I wanna put him in a hot tub and drink him like soup!

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Blanche: I'm a lusty woman. A lusty, busty, zesty cowgirl who likes to ride all night!

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Rose: I love restaurant kitchens, don't you? Everything is always so big.

Blanche: Big in a kitchen does not excite me, Rose.

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Rose: Penny for your thoughts Sophia?

Sophia: You're an idiot and that's on the house.

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Dorothy: This tub must way at least 10 pounds.

Sophia: That's what the doctor said when he delivered you.

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[while sharing a bed, Sophia places her feet on Blanche]

Blanche: What in hell is that?

Sophia: My feet.

Blanche: They're freezing.

Sophia: I know. So I'd figured I put them in the hottest place in Miami.

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Sophia: Who are you supposed to be? Dr. Quinn, medicine slut?

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Roland Wilson: Aha! I caught you with your pants down!

Blanche: It's not like being the first man on the moon!

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The Killer: [yells] Can I get some ice? Sorry... I overreacted, didn't I?

[Roland and Blanche look at him in fear]

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Roland Wilson: What if you squish a spider, but he's not really dead? And then when you go to flush him down the toilet, he hides on the side? And then, when he's strong... you sit down... and when you're most vulnerable... he *gets* you!

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Rose: [Rose wins a bet with Blanche] I win, Roland wins... it's a win-win situation! Oh, all except for you, Blanche. You lose. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

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