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Don't let the title fool you, it's much more attractive than the movie actually is! Still, the film wasn't bad. The acting was odd, the effects were from the Stone Age, but the humor, the adventure, and some fantasy elements make the movie worth watching...on a boring afternoon when you have nothing else to do. I paid 1 buck for it so I don't feel like it was a waste of time and money!
Thane is on a quest with Melina to save her father from the evil
wizard, Lord Khoura in this hilariously awful low budget swords &
sandals film. The last really watchable 'good' bad movie by Fred Olen
Ray, this film can't even be described. Sure one can tell you the loose
plot of the movie, but it can't even wish to convey the lunacy of the
hilarious bad stilted dialog, the atrocious but belly laugh warranting
'special effects', or the (lack of) acting that will have you on the
floor. Case in point there's one scene that has Thane punching Melina
in the face. You're probably sitting here reading that thinking what
the hell can be funny about that, but just the way it's directed and
shot is extremely funny. This is NOT a film for anyone who wants to see
any resemblance of a good movie. But for us select few who are real
fans of Ray, this is a treasure.Not as great as Hollywood Chainsaw
Hookers but definitely up there with Star Slammer.
My Grade: B
Eye Candy: Heidi Paine and an uncredited extra both get topless
A few years ago, I was shown a high school movie shot with a group of
friends, a VHS camcorder, and no money. Same genre. This movie is on
par with that. I'm actually impressed that every "actor" in this movie
could deliver the ridiculously flourished lines from the script with
straight faces. That's not to say that they had any talent either. I
was either laughing or banging my head against the wall throughout. I
particularly enjoyed watching the villain who reminded me more of a TV
evangelist than a wizard. I half expected him to deliver a sermon
before unleashing the ultimate evil upon the world. Of course, having
past experience with Fred Olen Ray, I knew what to expect. So I can't
really say I was disappointed. It's funny to see the exact same "Planet
of Dinosaurs" stock footage that he used in a prior movie, "Phantom
This movie scrapes the bottom of the sword and sorcery barrel, but manages to be hilarious in it's ineptitude. Recommended for MiSTies.
Not much is expected from low-to-no-budget Sword & Sorcery film, and
this one delivers a little bit more than not much.
First the airing of grievances: The dialog is stilted often difficult to listen to. The campy synthesizer background music is so bad that it can be distracting. The acting is somewhat better than average for the genre, which is to say it is usually poor but sometime okay. Lyle Wagner and Russ Tamblyn are good. Lawrence Tierney absolutely shines, but his screen time is much too short. The rest of the cast never really rises above the level of acceptable.
This film is not without merits, however. It delivers what one expects: sword fighting; a lovely woman in need of rescue; an evil wizard in need of vanquishing. The underlying story is quite good. It was well developed and internally consistent, and when everything is finally explained there aren't any major plot holes. Some parts of the story are kind of clever, and certainly better than what one usually gets from this type of movie.
If you are able to tolerate a sub-par movie for a better than average story, watch this. If you need crisp & snappy dialog or subtle & thoughtful acting, watch anything else.
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It's been awhile since I last posted one of these user comments - and what a winner I've returned with. Wizards of the Demon Sword was made during a period rife with extremely bad sword and sorcerer movies, yet it has the dubious distinction of being about the worst I've thus far run across. It didn't take long for me to realize just how much I was going to dislike the movie. As soon as the film's supposed hero appeared on-screen, I found myself instantly and negatively comparing him to the hero of another putrid sword and sorcerer movie, Deathstalker II. And any comparison with that jackass is definitely not a good thing. Antoher big problem is the plot. Wizard of the Demon Sword's plot isn't worth devoting a minute of time or an ounce of effort to. It's a mish-mash of recycled ideas that any fan of this genre will have seen dozens of times - and usually done much better. In fact, nothing in the movie is worth devoting much time and effort to. So I'll wrap this up with by saying that the tired plot, the poor acting, the non-existent special effects, the dull screenplay, and the lousy direction make Wizards of the Demon Sword a poor excuse of a movie that offers nothing in the way of entertainment. A 1/10 is almost overstating it. In the end, I was left asking myself what in the world Russ Tamblyn, Lawrence Tierney, and even Michael Berryman were doing in a stinker like this.
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.....ONE OF THE WORST FANTASY SWORD AND SORCERY EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE CINEMA..really, trust me...For all fantasy sword and sorcery all over the world, this film is an insult to fantasy, and to Troma. The film is awful, its look like an early 90's soft-core movie. The story its horrifying, the costumes make me cry, the music..., the actors are porno style. I don't know, the film its a piece of crap... Its really bad but, strangely don't make laugh, it just too bad, a suffering. Its a journey of pain to see this film until the end. Hum, i think we can say that Fred Olen Ray is really a unhappy director. If you like this brilliant film, i recommend: "Nymphoid Barbarian In Dinosaur Hell".
I don't know what it is about Fred Olen Ray. I hate his movies, but I always buy them thinking the next one will be a winner. He is notorious for the most annoying giant monster encounters ever. Hmmm, let me see if I can explain this... Man says "hey look at that monster over there!" camera cuts to giant monster then back to man "I wouldn't want to mess with him!". Giant monster in his movies never interact with normal sized men. I hate that! Why even put them in the movie?! If you must see a Fred Olen Ray picture, watch Phantom Empire.
Wizard ofthe Demon sword is a must see for all the "sword and sorcery" fans. It is one of the best movies from the great movie maker Fred Olen Ray (also Bikini Drive-inn, Evill Toons, Cyberzone and a lot more). Great movie, produced by Troma.
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