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Ted & Venus (1991)

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Ted Whitley is a poet who is stalking the woman of his dreams, Linda Turner. She was volunteering at a community resource project when he came in to find out about low cost housing.

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Cast

Cast overview, first billed only:
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Ted Whitley
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Max Waters
Kim Adams ...
Linda Turner
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Colette
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Gloria
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Herb
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Grace
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Homeless Vietnam Veteran
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Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach ...
District Attorney
Timothy Leary ...
Judge William H. Converse
Tricia O'Neil ...
Judge Katherine Notch
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Bailiff
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Publisher
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Bag Lady
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Storyline

Ted Whitley is a poet who is stalking the woman of his dreams, Linda Turner. She was volunteering at a community resource project when he came in to find out about low cost housing.

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In the Sea of Love... Sometimes You Drown

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Comedy | Drama | Romance

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20 December 1991 (USA)  »

Also Known As:

Ted & Vênus  »

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Originally in the poetry reading scene was going to include a poem written by Henry Rollins. This was changed at the last minute when permission was refused for its inclusion in the film. Bud Cort wrote all the poetry himself at the last minute. See more »

Quotes

Ted Whitley: I want a tube-top Venus who undulates my soul... and my shorts. I want a virgin whore who speaks perfect Chinese, and kisses French fluidly. I want a stainless steel boudoir with a velvety throne. I want a golden parakeet to shit on her soul. I want to loofah the pain and hurt from her ivory shoulder blades. I want a woman who's not afraid of making a right turn in a left lane. I want a pizza with all the trimmings. A steak tartar; hold the onions. Velvety images shrink with the rain. I want a ...
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Painful to watch.
30 November 2003 | by (United States) – See all my reviews

I enjoyed the first 15 minutes of this movie. After that all I could do was cringe at this movie and each and every character in it. Stay away. I don't understand why anyone would make a movie like this. I can only imagine that half of the audience walked out.


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