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Showdown in Little Tokyo (1991) More at IMDbPro »

Johnny Murata: Cop. Policeman, Understand? It's bad to shoot me. He's a cop too. It's bad to shoot him.

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Johnny Murata: This may sound strange for a cop: Let's get the fuck out of here.

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Johnny Murata: We've got a problem here. There are more bad guys than we've got bullets.

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Yoshida: Now you only have one hand with which to wipe your ass with,do you want to keep the other one?.

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Yoshida: You are dead!
Chris Kenner: Hell sucked! We are back!

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Johnny Murata: Kenner, just incase we get killed, I wanted to tell you that you have the biggest dick I've ever seen on a man.
Chris Kenner: [nods] Thank you.

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[Kenner is aiming a gun at the main bad guy]
Johnny Murata: Well? Are you gonna kill him?
Det. Kenner: Not right now... Maybe later.

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[Kenner says some words in Japanese]
Johnny Murata: What did that mean?
Det. Kenner: Roughly translated, out of the frying pan and boned up the ass with a red-hot poker.
Johnny Murata: There you have it.

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Johnny Murata: You have the right to be dead.

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Johnny Murata: Ya know, it's kinda like one of those video games... you just defeated the first wave.
Chris Kenner: Do you know you have moments when you're truly an asshole?

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Chris Kenner: I liked that car. And I liked that girl. And I'd like to cut off certain parts of Yoshida's anatomy.
Johnny Murata: Ya know, you've got a fixation, pal...

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Minako: [laughs]
Chris Kenner: What?
Minako: That time I heard you coming!

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Chris Kenner: Bad news: the asshole found us first.

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Johnny Murata: So shall we get down and kick some ass?
Chris Kenner: No. I'm gonna enjoy being dead for a while.

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Det. Kenner: This is for my parents.

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Chris Kenner: Hey, she was frightened.
Johnny Murata: Yeah, I saw you strip down for that hot tub. I'd be frightened, too...

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Johnny Murata: We're going to nail this guy. And when we get done, we're going to go eat fish off those naked chicks!

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Det. Kenner: [Jonny beats up some guys to let Kenner through] How old were you when you started training?
Johnny Murata: When I was about four.
Det. Kenner: You should have started earlier.
Johnny Murata: I was four!

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Minako: This is a nice place.
Chris Kenner: I built it.

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Johnny Murata: [to Kenner] Listen you Zen warrior, fucking samurai asshole! I wanna know what's up!

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Johnny Murata: [about to enter the Bansai Club] I'm warning you, I don't eat raw fish. But that's just me.

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Johnny Murata: [sees Japanese businessmen eating sushi off of a naked woman] You know that thing I said about the fish? I can change my mind...

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Johnny Murata: We do this right. Like a cop in the 20th century and not some warrior, we're gonna get this guy. And when we're done we're gonna go eat fish off those naked chicks!

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Johnny Murata: There's nothing wrong with my form!

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Johnny Murata: You know all of that upper body strength really slows you down.
Chris Kenner: I'm not slow.
Johnny Murata: You didn't hit me.
Chris Kenner: If I did, you wouldn't be here.
Johnny Murata: Not arguing. But you didn't...

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